Chapter 396 Are you serious?

"This, this, this is not right!" Even the Buddha Tathagata stuttered and waved his hand.

Thick lists floated up and flipped by themselves. In just a moment, Tathagata knew all the contents of the list.

He looked at the Jade Emperor with an expression of disbelief, "You mean to say that Sun Wukong, a monkey, ate all the peaches from 3600 peach trees?"

"Well, it's reasonable that monkeys like to eat peaches, isn't it?" The Jade Emperor answered seriously with a simple and honest expression.

"So after causing such a scene at the Peach Banquet, how many tons of golden elixirs did he, a monkey, eat?

Are you serious?

"Didn't you notice it yourself? Sun Wukong's body is full of spiritual energy and divine light. It's obvious that he has consumed a lot of rare treasures. It's possible that he has eaten a few elixirs!"

The Jade Emperor's words were surprisingly logical, but the Buddha Tathagata's mouth twitched, "What the hell is the pagoda of the Heavenly King Li?"

"It's obvious! Sun Wukong even stole Li Jing's tower, and then he beat him up!"

As the Jade Emperor spoke, he signaled with his eyes, and two heavenly soldiers carried up Li Tianwang, who was covered in blood.

"Look, your body is covered with wounds. We can't rely on ourselves to use the pills to recover from these injuries!"

Buddha Tathagata:..........., why do those injuries look more and more like being stabbed by a gun?

Do you really think he doesn't know the relationship between Li Jing and Nezha? He gave the tower to himself!

"The items on the list are all very reasonable. The armor and equipment of the 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals that Sun Wukong destroyed,

Peaches, golden elixirs, and Sun Wukong wreaked havoc on the buildings and decorations of Heavenly Palace!

The medical expenses of the injured gods, the appearance fees of the gods, and all the precious books, secret manuals and magic weapons lost because of the havoc in the Heavenly Palace.

The last one said that all the expenses Sun Wukong spent in heaven were reasonable and legal, so if there is no problem, just pay the bill!"

The Jade Emperor's face at this moment was like a cunning businessman in the mortal world!

The Buddha did not rush to answer the Jade Emperor, but immediately began to calculate the cause and effect of the matter.

Familiar feeling, familiar taste, the results of deduction show that it was Sun Wukong who did it!

But Buddha Tathagata thought about it with the bump on his head and knew that this was simply impossible.

This outrageous calculation result is exactly the same as the method used by the mastermind behind the Dragon Palace last time.

Is it the mastermind behind last time who is taking action again?

The Buddha's expression was distorted. It was really too much! Who was he? So shameless?

Obviously, among the powerful people in these three realms, only the two in the West are shameless.

How come there are other powerful people doing such shameless things now, and these gods in heaven are taking the opportunity to make exorbitant demands?

It's so shameless. Is there still law? Is there still justice?

But the key point is that this kind of thing can be guessed, but there is no evidence!

Moreover, all the expenses of Sun Wukong in Heaven were real, and logically speaking, they should be reimbursed by Buddhism.

But before that, they had never thought about the gods in heaven, and they even asked Buddhism to reimburse all the expenses of Sun Wukong in heaven!

Are you still shameless?

The Buddha had an ominous premonition that from now on, the moral bottom line of the three realms would probably hit a new low in history.

"Hey, that, I suddenly remembered that Guanyin seemed to have something to tell me today, so I'll go back to the Western Lingshan first!"

He was ready to run away. If Buddhism lost all the things it had, it would at least be seriously damaged.

Western Buddhism has finally developed over so many years and has made some progress, but I am afraid it will all fall apart!

But as Tathagata said that, countless eyes were fixed on him in an instant.

Not to mention the Jade Emperor before him, there are also the Emperor of Heaven in the Shang Palace of Gou Chen, the Emperor of Beiji in the Zhongtian Ziwei, the Emperor of Taiyi Jiuku Tianzun in the Dongji, the Emperor of Changsheng in the Nanji, and so on.

The aura of some bigwigs in the Heavenly Court who are on the payroll but usually don't take care of things is revealed.

The aura of the Three Pure Ones is connected with some immortal auras from Taoism, and the aura of the Three Pure Ones is revealed.

The Buddha swallowed his saliva, covered his heart, gritted his teeth and said, "Reimburse, reimburse all!"

At this moment, he had only one thought in his mind, that as long as he persisted, everything that Buddhism had lost after the Journey to the West could be earned back!

...............

On the Five Fingers Mountain in the mortal world, Li Youqian looked at the post with Mani Padme Hum on the top of the mountain and smiled.

Then I reached out my hand and wrote a line of small words under the post using the power of my thinking.

Tear up the whole dead family!

After doing these things, he clapped his hands, jumped lightly, and his body slowly floated downwards.

Sun Wukong was speechless, and he shouted to Li Youqian who was slowly floating down, "Hurry up! I feel very uncomfortable being pressed like this!

I couldn't move, and I felt an itch on my back, damn it!"

"Hey, look you're anxious again!" Li Youqian was calm and lightly tapped, and the power of thinking enveloped Sun Wukong's body.

Sun Wukong instantly felt his buttocks being broken, and he immediately crawled in the dark, twisting and turning to squeeze out.

But after he came out, a dark figure appeared to his right.

Just like the suspect Xiao Hei in Detective Conan.

That was exactly the dark dimension energy of Li Youqian. The appearance of the dark figure gradually changed and turned into the appearance of Sun Wukong.

"Okay, from now on he will be suppressed here in your place, and you can stay outside freely for 500 years!"

"Thank you! You will be my brother from now on. These 500 years are just enough for me to calm down and practice well!"

Sun Wukong decided to take some time to calm down. He had eaten so many treasures, and although he had been refined by Taishang Laojun's Eight Trigrams Furnace, which was also the alchemy furnace, he had developed an indestructible body and fiery eyes.

But there is still a lot of essence left in his body. After 500 years of accumulation, when he appears again, it will definitely shock everyone.

Instead of being like Sun Wukong in the original novel, who went through 500 years of torture, eating iron balls and drinking copper juice.

Not only did it leave a 500-year gap, but it also had a huge impact on the body!

"It's okay, they are just small things. What you are going to do is very interesting. I am looking forward to it!"

Li Youqian added at the end, looking like he was enjoying the fun.

"By the way, when the 500th year comes, I will go to the Water Curtain Cave in the Flower-Fruit Mountain to find you. Don't be away!"

"Of course!" Sun Wukong nodded, his eyes full of determination!

Li Youqian took Sun Wukong and walked outside, and not far from the Five Finger Mountain, five burly guys with Buddhist aura were rushing in.

It was the Five Jiedis who were in charge of guarding Sun Wukong. They were the five guardian gods of Buddhism. They were walking towards the Five Finger Mountain with their heads held high.

Those confident expressions are indeed very consistent with Hercules!