Chapter 188: P with your mouth

At this moment, the whole hall suddenly became quiet, and everyone's eyes were focused on the podium. Albus Dumbledore slowly walked up to the podium, and his kind smile was still like a warm spring breeze, blowing away some of the tension in the air.

"Good evening, dear little wizards!" Headmaster Dumbledore's loud voice echoed in the hall, "In the new school year, there will be some small changes in our professor team.

First of all, please allow me to introduce Professor Grubbly-Plank to you. Starting from this semester, she will be responsible for teaching you this interesting course, Protection of Magical Creatures.

At the same time, Professor Hagrid, who is loved by everyone, will temporarily leave us for a while due to some special reasons. But please rest assured that he will be back as soon as possible. "

At this point, Headmaster Dumbledore paused for a moment, then continued, "Next, let us warmly welcome the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Professor Dolores Umbridge!"

As Headmaster Dumbledore's magnetic and majestic voice slowly fell, a bloated woman walked up to the podium like a ghost.

She wore a jaw-dropping pink outfit embellished with countless sparkling yet extremely exaggerated accessories.

The facial features were distorted beyond recognition. The huge nose occupied the center of the face, the pair of small eyes were almost squeezed to the sides of the cheeks, and the thick lips were painted with bright lipstick, which only highlighted the ugly nature.

She had a smile on her face that seemed friendly but was actually extremely hypocritical, making people feel uncomfortable all over, as if millions of ants were crawling on their bodies.

This is the new Professor Umbridge. She stood on the podium with great pride and began to speak in her shrill, nightingale-like voice:

"Thank you, dear headmaster, for your warm welcome. I am really flattered! I am so happy to be able to teach at such a famous magic school like Hogwarts.

Look at the audience, there are so many innocent, happy and smart little faces, as tender and lovely as flowers blooming in the morning! Now, let me also say hello to all the excellent little wizards!

I firmly believe that in the days to come, we will be able to become close friends who can talk about anything! From today on, I will be honored to be your Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.

Here, I sincerely hope that every student can concentrate on learning and strictly abide by classroom discipline! You know, the Ministry of Magic has always paid great attention to the education of male and female wizards and has given strong support.

Of course, our Hogwarts headmasters also attach great importance to teaching quality. However, it is absolutely not advisable to blindly pursue superficial progress!

Let us work together to improve those imperfect areas and resolutely eliminate those bad behaviors and concepts that should be banned! Only in this way can we continuously improve our magic level and become truly outstanding magicians! "

Her seemingly kind but actually hypocritical gaze slowly swept over the students sitting upright in the audience like a venomous snake. This creepy gaze finally settled on Harry, who looked stubborn.

She raised her chin slightly and said in a tone full of sarcasm but self-proclaimed care: "Mr. Potter! As far as I know, your performance in previous classes was not satisfactory.

Not only do you violate discipline repeatedly, but you also often cause unnecessary trouble. Here, I solemnly warn you that such behavior will never be tolerated in my class! If you do not repent and make mistakes again, I will be ruthless to you! "

After saying this, a smug smile appeared on her powdered face, as if she had already seen Harry trembling with fear.

However, Harry just clenched his fists tightly, gritted his teeth and whispered angrily: "It's this woman! She is Fudge's lackey! What's more, she even tried to destroy my wand!"

At this moment, Dumbledore's gentle and steady voice came again: "Thank you, Professor Umbridge! What you said just now really benefited us a lot!"

Hearing this, Ron, who was sitting in the audience, couldn't help but show disgust on his face, and muttered in a low voice: "Benefit?! It's just nonsense! It's all useless nonsense!"

Harry, who was standing by, was obviously still in anger and hadn't reacted yet. He asked in confusion, "What does this mean?"

Hermione sighed helplessly, looked at Harry's ignorant expression and explained: "This means that the Ministry of Magic is going to intervene in the teaching affairs of our Hogwarts!"

At the same time, Rowling and Little Wolf, who were sitting in the corner, turned a deaf ear to everything that happened on the stage. They were concentrating on enjoying the rich and delicious food in front of them, just as if Umbridge had farted on the podium.

Since coming out of Dragon Breath Valley that day, Luo Lin has been in deep thought. He has been searching hard for the key opportunity that can help him embark on the path of God, but he has found nothing so far.

Is it really like the myths and legends he had heard in his previous life, that the gods and Buddhas must go through difficult hardships or severe tests to achieve godhood?

Just like the Eight Immortals had to cross the turbulent sea before they could become immortals, and just like in Journey to the West, Tang Monk and his three disciples had to go through 81 difficulties before they could become Buddhas!

Now, the one standing before him seemed to be the extremely evil Voldemort. Perhaps only by completely destroying him could he hope to break the shackles that bound him and become a saint!

When Luo Lin thought of this, he was no longer as anxious and worried as before. Because at this moment, he suddenly remembered the magical method of becoming an immortal that the powerful Bodhi Patriarch in Journey to the West taught to Sun Wukong.

That incomparable method flashed through Luo Lin's mind like a ray of inspiration, giving him an instant epiphany.

"Great Heavenly Immortal Secret"

There is no other way of expressing the secret and tactful tactics.

Everyone is always full of energy, and keeps the leak tight.

Stop leaking, hide in the body, you will prosper by preaching by me.

The formulas are so helpful to memorize them, and it is cool to ward off evil desires.

Be cool, bright and clean, so that you can admire the bright moon from Dantai.

When the moon hides the jade rabbit and the black crow, it has its own tortoise and snake entanglement.

The phase is entangled, the life is strong, but it can plant golden lotus in the fire.

Gather the five elements and use them in reverse order, and when you are done you will become a Buddha or an immortal!