Chapter 287 Wade
"Oh! Canada! I think I heard someone in this world calling my name?!"
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A red figure was blasted out of the portal and fell headfirst into a pile of snow. The portal flashed twice and disappeared on the spot.
The figure dug himself out in a hurry, mumbling all the time, as if telling something to an invisible person.
"Damn it! Batman's version of Spider-Man, a bat-spider, yue--
This is so fucking disgusting, like a cross between a demon-faced spider, a fruit fly, and a mouse, and some damn humans are joining in on the orgy.
No, I'm going to vomit.
His stupid, sickening low voice, and was his damned mother also called Martha?
Oh, and there are those disgusting villains, especially the disgusting Green Goblin.
It’s horrifying just thinking about it.
He wears a red nose, rides a unicycle glider, and turns pumpkin bombs into ridiculous juggling balls."
Sitting in the snow, Deadpool shuddered all over, then he pulled off his mask, lay on the snow and vomited desperately.
"I swear, I will never bring back a Spider-Man like this for my world, it's like moldy cheese in an old lady's socks, swallowed by a dead cat, it makes me physically sick just thinking about it.
call--"
After letting out a long breath, Deadpool suddenly sat up from where he was, began to look around quickly, then tilted his head to look at the building in front of him.
"Wow, we've arrived. Peter is definitely a normal guy this time. Looking at the shabby little house and the old car, I know I'm going to love him.
Oh my god, I'm so excited! This is the happiest moment I've had since I kidnapped Toby the Spider! The only pity is that Toby the Spider escaped~"
Standing up straight, Deadpool straightened his clothes, pulled out the spider darts that were stuck in his body one by one, and threw them aside with disgust.
Then...
Charlotte, who was opening a gift in the room, raised her eyebrows and had a bad feeling in her heart, as if something big was about to happen.
God knows!
He didn't even have his spider sense installed yet, but he already had this hair-raising premonition.
Standing up, Charlotte seemed to sense something, turned his head to look at the window, and stood there in a daze.
Not far from Charlotte's window, in the snow, a red figure was jumping and waving his hands excitedly at her.
"hiss--"
Charlotte gasped.
Water method!!!
After hesitating for a moment, Charlotte thought about the possibility of carrying the house and escaping overnight.
Then, Charlotte walked down the stairs to the first floor, opened the door and came to Deadpool.
"Knok Knok, hi~ Spider-Man Peter Parker~ You don't want your identity to be discovered by others, right?"
Deadpool pinched his chin and looked Charlotte up and down, making a clicking sound.
Just like a prostitute choosing a young man.
"What Spider-Man Peter Parker? My name is Charlotte, and I don't know any Spider-Man either." Charlotte looked confused and looked at Deadpool with vigilance.
"Ahaha~" Deadpool put his hands on his hips and laughed very loudly:
"Everyone knows that Spider-Man is Peter Parker and Peter Parker is Spider-Man.
You are Spider-Man, therefore, you are Peter Parker."
"I'm not Spider-Man, and I'm not Peter."
"Okay, Peter, got it, Peter, got it, Peter, you are Spider-Man."
"I'm not."
"You are."
"I am not!"
"You are what you are!"
……
After a series of meaningless arguments.
Deadpool stepped forward with an anxious expression, grabbed Charlotte's shoulders and shook him, saying:
"Dear Peter, I need your help. My fucked up world is in danger now. I need the help of a lovely Spider-Man. Oh~~ I need you. When I think about saving the world with you, I am soaked. Please promise me~"
Slapping Deadpool's hands away, Charlotte said coldly:
"The smaller the ability, the tastier the bread. I'm not Peter the Spider, so don't even think about saving the world."
"Come on! Peter, don't be like this. I know you are a kind-hearted person and you would never want the world to be destroyed. Come with me!" Deadpool wanted to put his arms around Charlotte's shoulders, but Charlotte opened his arms with his backhand.
"Go away, you pervert."
Deadpool spread his hands and continued:
"Before I found you, I traveled through parallel worlds, searching for Spider-Mans from several different worlds. Well, they were all very special, until I finally met you today.
Some of those Spider-Men had wires on their heads, some were sitting in wheelchairs, some had just been cheated on, and some were still in good spirits.
Just like the last Spider-Man, his feet were really smelly!"
Charlotte raised an eyebrow, looked at Deadpool with a perverted look and said in surprise: "You even smelled his feet."
Deadpool smiled shyly and said coyly:
"No, I was a little too late. Spider-Man died of a fungal lung infection."
Charlotte rolled her eyes and didn't bother to pay attention to Deadpool.
"Okay~ Wade, I can help you contact the most famous psychiatric hospital in New York, but I still suggest that you leave this world as soon as possible and go back to save yourself~ The Peter you are looking for is not here."
"Wow...you care about me, you have me in your heart, run away with me! Dear Peter, I can't wait to enjoy our world of two, our eyes meet with real passion, wow~ I feel so good now."
"Oh! Fuck, you cross-dressing Satan, shut up you damn bitch, I'm going to cut your mouth off and sew it back on your ass, and I won't forget your rotten tongue, it **************."
"Wow~ I like your tone, you are really different." Deadpool was stunned, his eyes widened little by little, filled with joy:
"I love you so much Peter, let me guess, you are definitely the baby of Deadpool and Spiderman!
Oh! Canada!! Peter and I have a son. "
