Chapter 292 Gift

Travel through time?

Charlotte seemed to be thrown into a concrete mixer. An invisible force dragged Charlotte's limbs, and the compressed space made Charlotte unable to move.

Then, he was scraped by the sharp space blades one by one, and the wheel stirred vigorously, as if to tear Charlotte into pieces and grind him into meat paste.

This heart-wrenching pain seemed to be endless, yet it also seemed to last only a brief moment.

Close your eyes and open them.

Charlotte and Deadpool screamed and fell from the sky, landing on a desolate purple land.

I looked up at the red clouds in the sky.

Charlotte, who was covered in wounds, gritted his teeth, kicked away Deadpool, who had sharp blades in both hands stuck in his chest, and staggered to his feet.

He opened his mouth and spat a mouthful of black blood with pieces of internal organs on the ground. Then he pulled out the samurai sword from his shoulder and looked around with a cold gaze. However, there were no enemies as he had imagined on this wasteland, only Charlotte and Deadpool.

After adding a few attribute points, Charlotte felt the comfort of recovery. He gritted his teeth, raised his head, and straightened his body. He held his breath and stretched his muscles. When he lowered his head, two streams of hot air came out of his nostrils, and his whole body had returned to normal.

Charlotte, wearing the tattered clothes and dragging a samurai sword in her hand, took a step towards the collapsed Deadpool.

[Ding, congratulations, because you have left the Earth-universe, Ancient One cast an admiring look at you, and you have received a gift from Ancient One: All attributes +30]

[Ding, the magic power in your body is out of control and rioting, being suppressed by your body. This magic power that does not belong to you is being transformed by you: All attributes +1 (converting)]

[Charlotte:

Age: 8 years old (There is no information about you in this world. You are finally 17 years old!)

Strength: 117 (+10) (Features: Energy Field! +10)

Spirit: 112 (+10) (Feature: Mind Field! +10)

Constitution: 116 (+10) (Features: Bio-Force Field! +10)

Appearance: 66 (+10) (Features: Show your face, little darling~)

Free attribute points: 34]

"Oh my god! Ancient One is such a good person, giving me such a big Christmas gift."

Is this to thank me for taking Deadpool away from that universe? Yes! It must be!'

Relying on the attributes given by Ancient One, plus the accumulation over the past few months, Charlotte's attributes finally rose to over 100.

No way, you don't think that Charlotte hasn't acquired any skills in these few months?

Of course, they were gained, but most of them were useless skills.

【Pain of breathing: It hurts when you breathe. 】

[Don't drink and drive: If you drive after drinking, you will definitely be arrested. ]

[Price: You can shorten the KunKun of the designated target by one centimeter at the cost of shortening your own KunKun by two centimeters.]

[Crack it: What if the TV doesn't work? Three cracks will fix it. ]

【Empathy: You can share your feelings.】

[Small Fasting: If you don’t eat for a long time, you will starve to death. ]

[Stretch Legs and Stare Eyes Pill: Adds divine power to food, and when you eat it, you will stretch your legs and stare.]

[狗不理: The dog won't pay attention to you. 】

……

After closing the system panel, Charlotte had already walked to Deadpool's side. Looking at Deadpool, whose limbs were twisted and twitching on the ground, Charlotte said with concern:

"Wade, are you still alive, Wade? If you are, make a sound."

"squeak--"

puff-

The samurai sword pierced into Deadpool's neck. Looking at Deadpool spitting blood bubbles, Charlotte had no expression on his face and pressed Deadpool's raised head back into the ground.

"Shh—don't make any sound. Just pretend you're dead."

As she spoke, Charlotte stood up.

Friends who often travel to outer space know that if there is life in a place, then the air in that place must be breathable by humans.

This is the amazing discovery made by the great Marvel scientist Charlotte Parker.

Moreover, this is also true in the quantum world.

So now Charlotte can neither confirm whether this is the Earth, nor can he tell whether this is Deadpool’s world.

He pulled off Deadpool's mask, revealing a rotten and monster-like face. This face looked even more disgusting than the corpse of the Giant-Man. Just one look at it made people feel uncomfortable.

"Surprise." Deadpool showed his face with a miserable smile on his face, speaking through a leaky trachea.

"I'm the sexiest man in Hollywood. Want to have sex with me? I can give you a special price."

The veins on Charlotte's forehead jumped, and he tried hard not to vomit, and picked up the square box on Deadpool's waist.

Looking at the golden sparks flashing on it, the box seemed to be unusable. Charlotte raised his hand and tapped his forehead, cursing inwardly:

"Fake!"

"Don't be so excited, bro." Deadpool put his hands behind his head, with a disgusting smug smile on his horrible face:

"Now that we are here, let's make the best of it. Now that things have come to this, why don't we have a meal first."

Yes, now that things have come to this, I am afraid I can’t go back on my own.

Charlotte leaned down, patted Deadpool's face, and asked:

"Do you know how I can get back?"

"Of course I know." Deadpool grinned.

"If you want to go back now, you have to accompany me to meet the interviewer, the director of the Space-Time Anomaly Management Bureau - Paradox Fox."

"Oooooh~ What? Is your world a world where Fox bought Disney?

Or do you prefer your old employer?"

"Damn it!" Deadpool grabbed the samurai sword and his own head that were stuck in his neck, and pulled his head out directly along the blade.

Covering the bleeding wound, Deadpool stood up and said angrily:

"Fuck! Don't talk nonsense!"

He turned his head and looked in an empty direction. Deadpool gave a flattering smile, but with his distorted face, he looked like a piece of spoiled braised beef.

"As everyone knows, I, Deadpool, have always been loyal to Disney and have no second thoughts.

God can testify that my favorite cartoon is Disney's Tom and Jerry."

"Tom and Jerry is not from Disney." Charlotte whispered aside.

"Oh! It's over!" Deadpool screamed and covered his mouth in horror.

"No, no, my favorite animations are Pinocchio and the Seven Snow Whites, The Mermaid in the Sea, and The Black Girl!"

Covering his chest, Deadpool broke out in a cold sweat, turned his head and whispered to Charlotte:

"Oh my god, this may affect my career. I'm afraid that the release of Deadpool 4 will be a long time coming."

"Okay, Wade." Grabbing Deadpool's collar, Charlotte asked:

"So how do we see the paradox?"

"How did you see me?" Deadpool said confidently, with his hands on his hips.

"How should I know how to see the paradox!"

Charlotte narrowed her eyes slightly, and a bad feeling arose in her heart.