Chapter 293 Battleship
"Can you take me back?" Charlotte looked at Deadpool suspiciously.
This guy is unreliable no matter how you look at it. Can he really travel around the world on his own?
"Of course~" Deadpool raised his lips, "In order to make the plan of saving the world foolproof, I cut out a part of my body and left it in my world.
Yes, the part that is most important to me, my plump Canadian butt.
And Phantom Cat..."
Deadpool paused and emphasized:
“It’s a lovely female phantom cat. She can put her hands on my soft buttocks, and through that half of my body, she can bless my body with the power of different people through the world.
Of course, I can also use the ability of Phantom Cat to travel to other worlds."
"Okay." Charlotte blinked and said:
"As long as you can send me back, I promise I will come back."
I didn't say when I would be back!
Deadpool said happily:
"Well done! Spider-Squire, I'm sure we'll be a great pair in the future.
I will definitely ask you to be my bridesmaid.
And it definitely won't be long. I got Denisa pregnant before I left, and you know I live in a state with anti-abortion laws.
So when I get back from saving the world, I have to get married right away."
As he said this, Deadpool revealed a happy, perverted smile.
Charlotte:......
The plot hasn't even started yet and you're already full of flags.
Charlotte paused for a moment, then kindly comforted him:
"It's okay, Wade~
Even with the anti-abortion laws, if you just hold back a little bit and send your kid to school early, it won’t be long before he’s shot.”
At this moment, it was Deadpool's turn to have a frozen expression.
He looked at Charlotte with an expression that said "Are you a devil?"
Charlotte nodded and smiled:
“This is an excellent matching mechanism, and the automatically operating social processing system will help you clean up the mess.
So, no matter how brutal the murder scene is, you can play it, but you must cut the scene before the animal is killed."
With a few squeaks, Deadpool's twisted body returned to normal.
He looked around, looked at the place where the two people fell, and walked towards it.
He skipped the topic of killing small animals and bluntly explained:
“There is a world barrier on the periphery of every world, and every world barrier has its weakest point.
The weak point of this universe is where we appear, and the weak point of your universe is at your doorstep..."
Charlotte nodded and said, "I understand. I'll plant the mines as soon as I get back!"
Deadpool clenched his fist with one hand, and faint ripples appeared around his fist.
“Although the two of us are not in the sky, it doesn’t have much impact. The key is to find the world barrier.
When a story has not yet fully begun and when it has already ended, that is when the barriers of the world are the weakest.
And Peter, your world is a story that has just begun."
The space before my eyes became crystal clear, with prisms stacked up in the sky.
The scene in front of Charlotte's house appeared in sight. Snowflakes were falling from the sky at a slow speed, and it looked just like when the two had just left.
"Come closer, Charlotte, come and hold my waist. The barrier of the world is broken, and we only have a moment to pass through."
Charlotte walked behind Deadpool, grabbed his belt and pulled it hard.
"OK~ Baby, I've got a firm grip, do you want me to whip your ass?"
"That would be the best." Deadpool raised the corner of his mouth, smiled evilly, and punched out.
"Hehehe~Peter! You've fallen into the trap! Although the world barrier will indeed be opened, the Phantom Cat will immediately absorb us into my world.
Jie Jie Jie..."
With a wicked grin, Deadpool punched the world barrier hard.
Then...
The world barrier lit up with a heavy light, and in the sight of the two, Deadpool's fist was limp and twisted, with a comminuted fracture, drooping.
"what--"
With a scream, Deadpool rolled on the ground with his fists clenched.
“It hurts, it hurts, it hurts.”
Deadpool looked at the slowly disappearing other world with an expression of disbelief.
"This is impossible! How could this be possible? This doesn't make sense at all!"
"So, what should we do now?" Charlotte asked with a frown.
Consider whether Deadpool is useless and whether he should bury him alive on the spot.
"It's okay~" Shaking his shattered palm, Deadpool said:
"I'm okay."
Charlotte has a cold face, no one cares about you at all.
Deadpool went on to say: "We can go to other worlds first, of course, it is also possible that something strange happened in this world.
It may cause the plot to suddenly accelerate, or it may be..."
Boom—a loud noise came from the distant world, and a huge battleship in the sky crushed the clouds, with a huge cannon aimed at the entire planet.
Rumbling--
Silent thunder rumbled in the clouds.
Charlotte turned her head and looked at Deadpool.
"Uh~ man, I think we both know the guy who just thundered."
"Not really. I don't think I know him at all."
The huge interstellar battleships emitted beams of light, and countless people descended on this planet following the beams.
In the broadest beam of light, Charlotte saw a purple sweet potato holding a double-edged knife.
“Oh hoo~ We two probably just caught up with the plot!
Damn it! I was wondering why I didn’t open up your world with one punch, it was so simple when I first came here, and it turns out to be like this.”
After a moment's silence, Charlotte said, "Let's go! The two of us will go over there quickly."
Picking up the two samurai swords on the ground and inserting them behind himself, Deadpool nodded and said:
"Yes, that's what I thought."
"Then, you stepped forward and stabbed Thanos to death, and I think that's the end of the story."
"I stabbed Thanos to death with one sword? BRO, you may not know that guy's face is tougher than my samurai sword."
"Hit him in the most vulnerable part of his body! Hit him so that he gets hemorrhoids and bleeds to death."
“Tsk tsk tsk…” Deadpool shook his head in admiration and said, “Peter, you are such a genius!”
