Chapter 31: Chat 2
"This is not a political matter!" Ethan Kankan said: "It is a matter of living environment. If the population can be increased by this method, it is a joke."
"Oh? Knight Ethan, what do you think?" Sabery asked curiously.
What can Ethan think? He only knows that if the living environment is not good, then animals will choose not to reproduce. This is a natural law.
Of course, there is no point in talking about this with Saberi, because neither of them is in power.
Even if he were, he would probably do the same thing as the Duke. After all, people see things from different angles at different heights.
From the perspective of the common people, of course we hope that the rulers can solve the fundamental problems of the common people, such as improving the people's quality of life.
But from the perspective of rulers, how to quickly achieve their goals is what they are pursuing.
"Captain Saberi, this is not a topic we should talk about." Ethan didn't want to continue the topic, so he ended it on his own initiative.
"You are right!" Saberi smiled: "Then do you want to go back now, or do you want to chat with me here?"
"Let's chat!" Ethan strategically took a sip of coffee to hide his embarrassment.
"Haha!" Saberi laughed loudly. He knew that Ethan didn't want to go back to the room, but he didn't expose it. Instead, he said: "Anyway, if I have time, how about telling you about my experience of traveling around over the years?"
“What an honor!”
Saberi lowered his head and thought for a while, then said slowly: "I remember the first place I went to was a place called Palan Island, which is at the northwest end of the entire continent of Aeldoria.
As you know, Maro City is in the southeast corner of the mainland. Starting from Port Velen, you need to circle the mainland completely to get there.
It was a long journey, and there were many dangers involved, but I still insisted on going.
I heard that it was the hometown of the elves, so I wanted to visit it no matter what.
After several years of sailing, I finally found the island of Palan and saw many long-eared elves there.
Not to mention those elf men, all of them have oily hair and pink faces, which makes me sick just looking at them.
But those elven women are all fair-skinned, beautiful, and graceful...
Let me tell you! Did you know? The skin of those female elves is smoother than water, better than... (omitting three thousand words of adjective here)"
Ethan saw that Sabery couldn't stop talking about elf women. After listening to it for a long time, he couldn't help it anymore, so he interrupted him.
"Okay! Sir Saberi, I understand, that elf is beautiful!"
"Uh!" Saberi was frothing at the mouth and was in a high mood when he was suddenly interrupted by Ethan. He felt as uncomfortable as eating a fly. He was stunned for a long time before he came back to his senses and said:
"Knight Ethan, you really don't understand the charm. How can a beautiful person express the beauty of an elf goddess? Their waists are like..."
Seeing that Saberi was about to start again, Ethan opened his eyes wide and glared at Saberi fiercely.
When Saberi saw that something was wrong, he stopped and said, "Where were you talking about? By the way, it was about me going to the island.
Because I was just going on an adventure at the time, I didn't bring a lot of goods, and I couldn't provide much help to the elves.
But even so, the local elves still welcomed me warmly.
And invited me to their bonfire party!
You don't know, but their bonfire party is really interesting. It's actually their beauty pageant party.
Of course, their beauty pageants are different from those here. They are mainly about choosing a partner.
That night, all elf women of appropriate age will dress up and participate in the beauty pageant.
If men are interested in a woman, they will stand behind that woman.
If there are more than two men behind a woman, the men must fight in a duel to win over the female elf. "
Hearing this, Ethan's lips curled up: "Then don't worry, with your character, you will definitely participate. What's the result?"
"Hehe!" Saberi smiled proudly: "You guessed it right, with their kind invitation... Hey, what's your look like?"
When he heard "kindly invited", Ethan lowered his eyelids halfway and expressed his disdain with a pair of dead fish eyes.
"It's true!" Sabery said firmly: "It's definitely not because I had no shame and had to go up. All the elves present at the time can testify, and I chose the most beautiful girl.
You don't know how many men are behind her.
Let’s put it this way, the queue is farther than the distance I can sail.
But, that didn't scare me.
Relying on my excellent strength, firm spirit, and unyielding will, I defeated one elf male bastard after another, created history for mankind, and finally won the beauty back! "
Ethan felt that his mouth was hard enough and he could blow it, but after meeting Saberi, he resigned himself to it.
Because I really couldn’t listen any more, I finally sighed and said, “Tell the truth!”
"Okay!" Saberi smiled awkwardly and said dejectedly: "Those elves are worthy of the title of natural magicians. I was beaten to pieces by them!"
"Haha!" Ethan couldn't help but laugh.
"However!" Sabery suddenly laughed triumphantly again: "In the end, an elf goddess favored me, maybe because she saw me as pitiful, maybe because my unyielding will infected her.
She chose me and had a great night! "
"real?"
"Of course! It's the real deal!"
"What happened next?"
"Later?" At this point, Saberi's expression suddenly became a little painful: "There was no later!
The next day I woke up and found that I was back on the ship and drifting on the sea.
If it weren't for the ring she gave me on my finger, I would have thought it was just a dream.
Later, I tried desperately to go back to find the Palan Island, but no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't find it.
As soon as I got close to the location marked on the map, a thick fog rose on the sea, and it was impossible to sail.
Finally, seeing that there was almost no supplies on the ship, I had to give up.
After returning, I told my cousins about it.
They were also very interested, and my cousin Newbern set off immediately.
I didn't know until he came back.
The Palan Island I went to was just an outer island of the elves' hometown, and it was still some distance away from the real elves' hometown of Alberia.
And the elves don't like humans, they only allow humans to go there once!"
"Newbern Lawson?" Ethan exclaimed.
In the small place of Maro, almost no one doesn't know Newbern. He is the first human to do business with the elves.
And the rule that humans can only go to the Elf Island once does not apply to him.
By selling weapons blessed by the elves, he not only made money, but also became a baron, and it was hereditary.
"I knew you would be surprised to hear my cousin's name." Saberi smiled bitterly: "He has established a connection with the elves and has done business in the capital of the empire. A sword blessed by the elves can be sold for thousands of gold.
Ethan nodded: "Indeed! I also want to ask him for help to bless my Champion Blade."
"If you have the chance, you should go and see it in person!" Saberi suggested: "Of course, if you really want to go, don't let my niece know, after all, the elf goddess there is no joke."
"What are you thinking about all day?" Ethan smiled bitterly: "Even if I have the opportunity to go and see it, I will at most go to bless the sword."
"Humph! How dare you say what I think about all day? At most, I just think about it all day, but you take action all day long!" At this point, Saberi laughed evilly: "But I believe what you said! You are a responsible man!"
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