Chapter 1461
Chapter 1461 Social Bull Syndrome
Huang Rong stood on tiptoes, stretched his neck, and finally saw what was going on in the crowd.
I saw a young man in the crowd, speaking loudly and unscrupulously as if no one else was around.
The man looked to be only 23 or 24 years old. He was wearing a set of coarse cloth clothes. He was gentle and elegant, but thin and thin.
However, his voice was very loud.
When talking, you can clearly see the veins on your neck
"Hello everyone, everyone is looking at me. I am here to announce something to you."
"My name is Yu Niubi. It is no exaggeration to say that no one in this world is more awesome than me. I am the most awesome person in the world! How awesome am I? I dare to eat shit. Do you dare? The man paused and then said:
"I can eat ten pounds at a time, who of you dares? You say, I am awesome, not awesome?"
"……！" quiet!
Extremely quiet.
The originally bustling small square suddenly became silent.
Everyone was stunned.
Everyone looked stupidly at the confident, energetic, and awesome figure in the center of the crowd, with a messy look on his face.
Huang Rong was so shocked that she had grown so big that she even forgot to eat melon seeds.
She couldn't imagine how someone could talk about eating shit.
Or tell the truth openly and confidently in public.
Doesn't he know how embarrassing it is?
Anyway, Huang Rong felt extremely embarrassed.
I had countless goosebumps all over my body.
Just when everyone was still confused, they saw a man named Yu Niubi coming to a stall selling sesame cakes.
It was Wu Dalang's stall.
At this moment, Wu Dalang was also in shock.
Yu Niubi threw a tael of silver to Wu Dalang, then picked up a sesame seed cake from the basket and ate it.
After just taking a small bite, he sighed loudly and was extremely intoxicated:
"Ah... this is the taste of childhood, this is the taste of mother, so delicious!"
After saying that, he took another bite, and then sighed with emotion.
And he roared with emotion:
"Ah...I am so happy. I finally taste my mother again. This is so happy!"
"……"
Everyone remains in a state of sluggishness.
Looking at the man who was full of confidence and seemed like no one else, I just felt thunder rolling from the sky.
The embarrassment in my heart almost overflowed into the galaxy.
However, if he wants to be embarrassed, he is embarrassed. Why do we feel embarrassed?
Countless people have the same doubt in their minds?
"Damn it, if this person wasn’t sick, I would dare to stand on my head to wash my hair."Lu Zhishen murmured to himself.
Hua Zixu said enviously:
"If I were as thick-skinned as him, what girl wouldn't be able to pick up me?"
Song Jiang suddenly sat farther away from Hua Zixu:
"If you do something like this in public, don't say you know us, or we will be embarrassed.
Hanako said indifferently:"If I can do it, I don't need to envy him." Lin
Chong asked Li Yuan:
"Mr. Li, do you think this person is mentally ill?"
Li Yuan:
"Although he is sick, he is not mentally ill"
"What kind of disease is that? Is it mental illness?"Hua Zixu asked curiously.
Li Yuan leisurely said:
"This is called social arrogance."
Poof!
Everyone sprayed salt soda
"……Is there such a disease?"Lu Zhishen looked dull.
"The world is really full of wonders!"Song Jiang said with emotion
"Hush, don't talk, something happened to Yu Niubi again."Hua Zixu reminded
……
Yu Niubi sighed while finishing the sesame seed cakes intoxicatedly.
Suddenly, his eyes stared at an old man with a white beard in the crowd.
Yu Niubi rushed to the old man in one step, holding the old man's hand with both hands, looking extremely excited.
The whole face was flushed.
He shouted loudly to the old man:
"Oh my god, my god, aren't you the prehistoric sage Yuantong Jiaozun? I, Cao, turned out to be Saint Yuantong. Saint Yuantong, I always admire you. Why are you here? have you eaten? Saint Yuantong, please sign your name for me.……"
The old man was so frightened by Yu Niubi's actions that he backed away and his face turned pale.
"Are you sick? How can I be a saint?"
Yu Niubi didn't listen to the old man's explanation. He even greeted the people around him loudly:
"Brothers, don't be stunned. This is Saint Yuantong. I, Cao, Saint Yuantong has come to our Chang'an. Everyone, hurry up and scream with me, let Saint Yuantong feel the enthusiasm of our people in Chang'an!"
After saying that, he suddenly screamed:
"Yuantong, Yuantong, I love you like a mouse loves rice!"
However, the people around me don't suffer from social angst and are not immune to embarrassment. How can they scream?
Besides, the saints in the ancient times include Yuanshi Tianzun and Tongtian Jiaozun, but there is no Yuantong Jiaozun.
Yuantong Escort Agency does have one
"Ah..., Saint Yuantong, I love you!"
Yu Niubi didn't care when he saw that everyone didn't scream with him. He continued to scream selflessly.
Then a huge wave of embarrassment overflowed.
The old man was so frightened that he turned around and ran away. He only regretted that his parents would have less children. Two legs.
When Yu Niubi saw the old man running away, he didn't chase him.
He suddenly took out a dozen rice papers from his arms, and when he saw a young and beautiful woman, he handed out one.
While doing so, he shouted loudly said:
"All single female friends, please take a closer look and take a look. Anyone who meets the conditions can come to me to sign up and the best will be selected. No need to grab, no need to grab, everyone who meets the conditions will have a chance!"
"Of course, if the conditions are not up to standard, I hope you will be self-aware and stop wasting each other's time."
Huang Rong stood in the crowd, and she also got a piece of rice paper.
When she saw what was written on the rice paper, she didn't know what expression to show to express her extreme speechlessness.
Marriage Recruitment:
I am looking for one or more A target! Note
: If there are multiple outstanding candidates with the same conditions, I agree in principle, and you can date me at the same time.
Conditions for the woman.
1: The woman’s spiritual root talent must be a high-grade spiritual root or above, and she can be admitted to the Senior Level of Datang Priority will be given to those who have graduated from the Cultivation Academy or Datang Advanced Cultivation Academy;
2. The woman is about 170-185cm tall, fair and beautiful, with a slim figure and good appearance. Note, if the woman is particularly good-looking, the height requirement can be relaxed appropriately. But the minimum cannot be less than 165.
Three: The woman's actual age cannot be more than a thousand years old. Her appearance must be between 16 and 25 years old.
Four: The woman must have no love history. Note, this is a mandatory condition.
