Chapter 1462
Chapter 1462: A man who makes embarrassment even more embarrassing.
5: The woman’s family is rich. Note: Those who come from a wealthy family, are only children, and those whose parents are deceased will be given priority.
Six: The woman needs to be proficient in music, chess, calligraphy, painting, and red embroidery. After marrying into her husband's family, she must abide by the Three Cardinal Guidelines and Five Constant Rules, respect her husband, and regard her husband's words as imperial edicts. Whatever her husband has said, no matter how big or small, she must always keep it in mind.
Seven: The woman must have a household registration in the Tang Dynasty and be a human race. Foreign women and women of foreign races will not be considered for the time being.
Eight: The woman should not be too nymphomaniac, she should be ambitious, and she should not care too much about my handsome appearance.
My basic conditions:
I am 168cm tall when wearing shoes, and weigh 50kg when wearing clothes in winter (still developing, with unlimited future potential).
I am highly intelligent, quite confident, have no love history, have a clean net worth, have no debts, and have good credit.
I am gifted with extraordinary talents. I can walk at the age of one, I can speak at the age of one, I can read a thousand words at the age of two, I am familiar with the Four Books and Five Classics at the age of three... I have read a lot of books at the age of nine, I have become a master at the age of ten, and I have reached the age of eleven. peak. Now, at the age of 21, he has reached his peak and started studying social and humanities literary masterpieces, such as Zhiyin, Reader, and Storytelling.
You Are the One!
Huang Rong was stunned when he saw the marriage proposal on the rice paper.
I just feel that it is the most shocking thing I have ever seen in my life, and there is nothing more shocking than this!
How dare this person write down the request?
If a woman can meet the conditions on the rice paper, she will marry into the royal family. It’s more than enough. Do I need to marry you to a lunatic?
I can’t care too much about your handsome appearance!
Huang Rong is about to vomit.
A skinny monkey who is 1.68 meters tall doesn’t know how to tell that you are handsome?
What if, This skinny monkey looks like a"germophobic man", so why shouldn't he go up to the sky?
Huang Rong complained endlessly in his heart, and those who saw the content of the marriage proposal were also so shocked that their hair stood on top of their heads.
Everyone was making crazy complaints.
"Oh my god, my bosom friend, the storytelling session has turned into a masterpiece of social and humanities literature!"
"He is 168cm tall and still wearing shoes, but he dares to ask a woman to be 170cm to 185cm tall. Where does he get the confidence?"
"Even though he is so seriously ill, and being able to find a wife is already a result of his good deeds in his previous life, he still dares to raise such high demands. I don't know if I admire his courage, or should I say that he has no self-awareness."
"Am I the only one who feels that we men have finally stood up and become tough?"
"Based on this condition, if Yu Niubi can find a girlfriend, she will definitely be as sick as him!"
"Anecdotes from the ages, I have learned a lot today!"
"……"
On the teahouse.
Hua Zixu also got a marriage notice.
He read out the content of the marriage proposal to everyone.
After hearing this, there was no one in the teahouse who didn’t complain.
"Talent, this is really a talent!"
"With his conditions, I don’t know where he got the nerve to dare to make so many demands?"
"This person’s name is correct, he is really awesome!"
"This man is absolutely insane!"
"Normal people can't do such outrageous things!"
"……"
Facing the ridicule and complaints from almost everyone, Yu Niubi didn't show any embarrassment on his face.
He is still so confident and calm.
Moreover, he also said loudly to some girls he liked:
"Girl, I think you meet my requirements for choosing a spouse. Leave your contact information and I will let you enter the second round of interviews."
"All qualified beauties are welcome to sign up."
"Don't feel inferior, everyone. I'm actually a very ordinary person. Even if I can't be chosen, I won't laugh at you."
"Alas, that beauty is you," he suddenly pointed at Huang Rong and said:
"Although your height does not meet my requirements, but you look good, I will let you enter the second round of interviews."
When Huang Rong heard this, three black lines suddenly appeared on his forehead.
What's wrong with my height?
I'm 165cm tall even if I wear shoes!
But she didn't argue with Yu Niubi.
She wouldn't argue with a mentally ill person. Is she also mentally ill?
She should run away quickly. Just being stared at by Yu Niubi made her feel embarrassed. When
Yu Niubi saw Huang Rong escaping, he immediately sighed to everyone:
"It seemed that she was so excited when she knew she could make it to the second round of interviews and couldn't wait to go back and share this joy with her family."
Everyone:"……"
Which eye do you use to see others excited?
It's obvious that others are embarrassed, okay?
When Huang Rong heard Yu Niubi's words, he staggered and almost fell to the ground.
I can't stand it anymore, this person is too thick-skinned.
Run quickly.
Yu Niubi looked contented.
Even though he was performing all by himself from beginning to end, with no one to cooperate with him, he didn't feel the slightest bit embarrassed.
After all, as long as he is not embarrassed, then someone else will be embarrassed!
Moreover, the reason why he does these sensational things and challenges the rationality of human behavior is not because he is crazy and has no self-awareness as others think.
He did this all for system rewards.
Yes, Yu Yue also has a system.
Moreover, he is also a time-traveler, a soul-penetrating time-traveler.
As for Yu Niubi, it was just a stage name he chose casually.
Not long ago, Yu Yue traveled to an ordinary family in a suburban county near Chang'an.
After adapting for a long time, he finally understood the basic situation of the prehistoric world.
When he learned that in the prehistoric world, gods and Buddhas were everywhere, demons were everywhere, and immortality was no longer a dream, he was very excited.
Gearing up to start a career and achieve longevity.
Just at this time, the system in his body was activated.
It's just that his system is a bit special. It's called the"Awkward Output System".If his behavior can make others feel embarrassed, then he will be rewarded by the system.
The more people are embarrassed and the deeper the embarrassment, the richer the reward he will get.
After reading the system description, Yu Yue's expression was very embarrassing.
He didn't expect that he would get such a weird system.
However, after all, having a system is far better than not having one.
Yu Yue didn't dislike his system either.
After he sorted out his emotions, he immediately began to study how to deal with the embarrassment.
Fortunately, before he traveled through time, he often watched short videos and saw many collections of embarrassing human behaviors.
Therefore, he still has a good idea of how to deal with embarrassment.
