Chapter 2468: La is exhausted

With nothing to do, Chen Mo waved his hand: "Let's go and see how the brother with food poisoning is doing."

Chen Mo and Leng Feng took a car to the hospital together.

On the way, after the driver heard about what happened to Chen Mo's bodyguard, he proudly said: "It's okay, our Monkey God provides free medical care! Don't be afraid!"

Chen Mo's mouth twitched when he heard this.

Leng Feng asked curiously: "Mr. Chen, what's wrong? Isn't free medical care good?"

Chen Mo sighed: "You are not the first person to ask me this. Secretary He and my wife have asked me this question before.

Well... let's put it this way, just like when you go to Disneyland, after you buy the ticket, you can play any of the items inside.

You can play whatever you want and as long as you want, but is this really the case? "

Leng Feng thought for a moment and shook his head: "With so many people, how can they possibly want to play whatever they want? The queues for popular events last for three to five hours, and the queues for unpopular events last for more than an hour when there are many people."

Chen Mo said with a smile: "That's the truth. There are too many people playing. You have to queue up before playing. If you don't want to queue up, you have to buy U-Speed ​​and take the fast lane."

"The free medical treatment in the Monkey Kingdom allows you to see a doctor at any time in a public hospital, absolutely free of charge.

As for you saying that the queue time is too long and that diseases involving expensive medical equipment and medicinal materials cannot be cured, then it has nothing to do with their official business. Just say it is free or not, right?

You said you don't want to queue?

That's ok. There are private hospitals all over the wealthy areas in the Monkey Kingdom. You don't need to queue up, and you don't have to look at the faces of doctors and nurses. They are faster, but they are expensive.

Don’t you have comrades from all over the world? You can ask them, for example, how long do you need to wait for free wisdom teeth extraction? Does free appendicitis surgery leave people waiting for death? "

Leng Feng suddenly realized it. He rubbed his head in embarrassment: "I used to see people on the Internet clamoring that free medical care is good. It turns out that free medical care is such a free law. Then I still think our medical system in Daxia is good."

Chen Mo said earnestly: "Old Leng, please remember, the so-called free medical care in foreign countries is a medical insurance fund system. It is free to go to the hospital to see a doctor, but a part of the salary will be automatically deducted every month to pay for medical insurance fees similar to ours. It’s not much different from our medical insurance system in Daxia.

However, free kilometer hospitals in foreign countries are basically staffed by foreign workers. The queues are counted by "years", and some people wait in line until they die without seeing a doctor. Free medical care abroad is a waste of time. It doesn't make money from you and doesn't want to treat you.

Because there is competition and pressure to make money in our country's medical care, it is highly efficient and affordable, and we do not eat from one big pot.

If anyone proposes free medical care in our country, and then exaggerates how good free medical care is in foreign countries and how good it is for the people, then this person is either stupid or bad!

If the medical system is really changed back to eating from the same big pot, the people will be miserable.

There are a total of 7 million people in the Hong Kong city, and they have to wait in line for three to five years to see a minor illness. If the 1.3 billion people in the mainland do the same thing, if we calculate it in proportion, it is estimated that our brother who got food poisoning today will have to wait in line for 100 years.

Free medical care, medical staff’s salary is dead, and they have no motivation to make money. Who will treat you well? "

Leng Feng nodded, looking like he had been taught something.

When the two arrived at the hospital, they found a special bodyguard named Yuan Lang of the Hongxing Security Group.

Yuan Lang, who was originally stronger than an ox, was now lying on the hospital bed ashen, his mouth was dry and cracked.

Beside the bed, Fan Tianlei was accompanied by several bodyguards.

Seeing Chen Mo coming, Yuan Lang shrank his head in embarrassment.

"Mr. Chen!"

"Hello, Mr. Chen!"

Fan Tianlei and others stood up and saluted.

Chen Mo waved his hand: "What's going on with Yuan Lang?"

Fan Tianlei looked at Yuan Lang with disdain: "Don't mention it, it's an embarrassment to our Hongxing security! I just drank a glass of juice from a roadside stall, but before I even got back to the hotel, Kuku was running around like crazy, covering the back seat of other people's cars. It’s full!

After returning to the hotel, I defecated for more than three hours and my buttocks couldn't leave the toilet. I almost fainted from defecation and collapsed.

Later, the guy went to bed with great difficulty and fell asleep. Not long after, he felt something flowing from his body to the bed. After that, he quickly called an ambulance to bring him here. "

Chen Mo said with a smile: "Did you pull someone into bed? Yuan Lang."

Yuan Lang shook his head miserably: "I didn't pull him into bed...I didn't..."

"Didn't you feel something flowing onto the bed when you were sleeping?" Chen Mo asked doubtfully.

"I...that...Mr. Chen...can you please stop asking..." Yuan Lang covered his head with a quilt.

"Mr. Chen, he has diarrhea and rectal prolapse, and his large intestine has come out. Hahahaha..." Fan Tianlei gloated.

Chen Mo couldn't help but exclaimed: "What a guy! The most severe diarrhea I've ever had was when I got enteritis, and yellow water flowed all over the bed.

But it’s not serious enough to cause anal prolapse!

It has to be said that the food from this monkey kingdom can be directly used as poison. "

Yuan Lang said with a mournful face: "Boss, I later found out that the bastard Monkey Man who made juice used Henghe water! No wonder when he was selling juice, he said that his juice was very sacred and pure, and could even purify people's souls. ”

Leng Feng suppressed a smile and said: "I don't know if it can purify the soul, but I see that you have been purified inside and outside, up and down."

Chen Mo shook his head: "Don't laugh, Yuan Lang, you are lucky to be alive. Currently, the E. coli content in Yokogawa water has exceeded the standard by 500 times. Every time you drink Yokogawa water, you will ingest about 33,000 E. coli bacteria. E. coli, it is no exaggeration to call it "fecal water".

In addition, Yokogawa water also contains a large number of other pollutants, such as ashes, livestock and human corpses, industrial wastewater and domestic sewage. Just scoop up a bowl of Yokogawa water and it will cover almost the entire periodic table of elements. Drinking this water can be fatal, and even just bathing in it can cause serious skin disease. "

"Lao Yuan, you just have diarrhea and no other diseases. I admire your body very much."

When Yuan Lang heard this, he was so frightened that his face turned green.

Leng Feng had to sigh: "When Lao Yuan went to the battlefield, his intestines were pulled out by the enemy, but his face remained unchanged and his heart did not beat.

Unexpectedly, today, a generation of war gods were knocked down by a bowl of juice made from Yokogawa water. "

At this moment, a sneaky monkey man from the side came over, took out a business card and handed it to Chen Mo: "Sir, I know a local miracle doctor. The price is half cheaper than the hospital. Do you want to try it?" ?”

Chen Mo immediately gave Leng Feng a look.

Leng Feng immediately roughly lifted the monkey god up and threw him out.

Picking up the business card, Chen Mo took a look at it and said, "Yuan Lang, actually I really want you to try it here."

Leng Feng asked curiously: "Isn't it just a small clinic? We also have one in Daxia. It shouldn't be a problem to treat diarrhea or something like that? The worst is to just take antibiotics like crazy."

"Antibiotics? You're overthinking it."

Chen Mo smiled and said: "The doctors in this kind of clinic are all fake doctors without licenses. Do you know how extreme their treatment methods are?"

Leng Feng scratched his head: "Can I still charge money for just giving a few vitamin tablets?"

"If that's the case, then that's fine."

Chen Mo sighed: "The needles used by the fake doctors here are not sterilized, and there are all kinds of viruses on them. You may just have diarrhea, but after treatment, congratulations, you have successfully contracted AIDS."

The treatment of drugs is even more exaggerated. Fake doctors will inject unknown liquids into the patient's body, and then smoke the patient's body with herbs collected from the roadside. There are also homemade cow dung pills, which are prepared with warm cow urine as a medicine starter. "

Chen Mo winked at Yuan Lang and said, "Old Yuan, why don't you take this opportunity to open your eyes to the brothers?"

Yuan Lang immediately said anxiously: "Boss, if you really want me to eat cow dung and urine, you might as well kill me with a knife!"

But as soon as he finished speaking, a nurse came over:

"Sir, would you like to try the miracle medicine made by our hospital?"

Chen Mo asked Leng Feng to carefully check the identity of the nurse and made sure that he was a serious medical staff. Then he asked: "What kind of magic medicine is this?"

"There are two grades, one is cheaper and can treat common ailments such as colds, diarrhea, fever and inflammation. It even has certain effects on some gynecological diseases, cancer and AIDS."

"The second one is more expensive. This miraculous drug can cure almost all human diseases. We have already had several cases of cancer patients, including pancreatic cancer patients, cured by the miraculous drug.

If your conditions permit, I suggest you try the second method, which can not only cure diseases, but also purify people's souls. "

The dark-skinned female nurse sold hard.

As soon as he heard about purifying the soul, Yuan Lang had a stress reaction and immediately asked: "What are the ingredients of the magic medicine you mentioned? Could it be Yokogawa water?"

The female nurse shook her head and said seriously: "How is that possible? This is a hospital, and we are medical workers! How can we use that kind of thing as medicine?"

Yuan Lang breathed a sigh of relief.

He now has a stress reaction to Yokogawa water, and anyone who mentions it will feel cramps in his stomach and buttocks.

Chen Mo: "What are the specific ingredients? We have to know."

The female nurse said proudly: "The cheaper miracle medicine is made of distilled and processed cow urine as the main ingredient, and then added with various medicinal materials."

Yuan Lang: "..."

Good guy!

I just said that fake doctors only use cow dung and cow urine, but this fucking serious public hospital also uses it!

His outlook on life is about to collapse! ! !

This is just what hell is, right?

"What is the more expensive magic medicine made of?" Chen Mo suppressed his laughter and continued to ask.

"It is a medicine made from cow dung, cow urine, milk and ghee. It is very, very precious. Every year, rich people from all over the world come to our hospital to buy this miracle medicine!" said the female nurse proudly.

Chen Mo's mouth twitched and he said to himself, "Okay, the rich people all over the world have their brains screwed up, and they all come to your hospital to grab shit to eat and urine to drink, right?"

When Yuan Lang heard this, his already exhausted body just sat up and waved his hands: "No! We don't need any magic medicine! You should give it to the patients who need it! I just have diarrhea, we can't afford it." The magic medicine you have here!”