Chapter 2469: Knife Pulling Butt

"No, no, no, Lao Yuan, you have been with me for so many years, and you have worked hard even if you have no credit. Listen to my advice, take medicine when you are sick, and don't delay.

The company will reimburse you for all the money!

Give him ten kilograms of magic medicine to rinse his mouth first!" Chen Mo said domineeringly.

Yuan Lang almost fainted with excitement.

Okay, ten kilograms of magic medicine~!

It's better to let him die now!

After driving the female nurse away, Yuan Lang lay on the bed, looking like he had no desire to live.

He prayed in his heart, get well soon, and return to China quickly, in this life, or the next life, I will never come to this place that is worse than hell again!

Not long after, a doctor came over:

"Patient in bed 18, it's your turn for surgery."

Yuan Lang was stunned when he heard it: "Uh... Doctor, diarrhea... do you also need surgery?"

The doctor said seriously: "This is not ordinary diarrhea, you need surgery."

Yuan Lang thought to himself that he had prolapsed anus, and it seemed that surgery was necessary.

So he didn't ask any more questions.

Chen Mo was cautious and said to Leng Feng: "Let's go and take a look."

Several people pushed Yuan Lang into the operating room together.

At this time, an operation was being performed in the operating room.

But the strange thing was that the door of the operating room was not closed!

Chen Mo curiously poked his head in, and then saw a monkey doctor performing surgery on a boy of about 15 years old.

The boy's family was also in the operation.

From their chat, Chen Mo learned that the boy had gallstones in his body because of drinking substandard water for a long time.

The doctor was performing a gallstone operation on the boy.

But no matter how Chen Mo looked at it, he felt awkward.

First of all, the door of the operating room was not closed, which is a serious medical accident in any hospital.

Secondly, during the operation, family members can enter and exit the operating room at will, which is a bit too ridiculous. What is this place, a public toilet?

Finally, no matter how Chen Mo looked at it, the doctor who performed the operation was weird.

Because the surgeon was watching a video on his phone while performing the gallstone removal surgery.

After carefully observing the video on his phone and listening carefully, Chen Mo discovered...

Oh my god!!!

That was actually a teaching video for gallstone removal!!!

This surgeon didn't know how to perform gallstone removal surgery, and he was learning it on the spot? !

Chen Mo wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and asked the nurse next to him: "Which department is this doctor from?"

The question was more tactful, and he didn't directly ask why this guy was watching the tutorial while performing surgery.

The nurse said nonchalantly: "Oh, this doctor is from our corn department. He has been helping patients with corns since the hospital opened, and it has been more than 30 years."

Chen Mo's forehead was sweating even more.

What the hell?

The hospital actually has a corn department?

This thing needs a separate department?

Besides... a doctor who can only repair corns suddenly comes to perform gallstone surgery. Isn't it a bit too magical?

"Has this doctor never performed gallstone removal surgery before?"

Chen Mo asked.

But seeing the expression of the female nurse, Chen Mo understood.

Forget it, it's useless to ask!

This guy can only repair corns!

"Now the hospital is short of staff, and those who are capable should do more work! Besides, gallstones are not a big operation. He can remove even the smallest corns, so what's a mere gallstone?" The female nurse said and left with a smile.

The picture left Chen Mo standing there wiping his sweat frantically.

At this time, the family members of the little boy in the operating room were also worried and asked:

"Doctor, it's a bit inappropriate for you to watch the teaching and perform the operation now?"

However, the monkey doctor asked impatiently: "Are you the doctor or am I the doctor? It's just a small operation, I'm not afraid, what are you afraid of?!"

The family members dared not speak anymore.

Seeing their shabby clothes and dark skin, Chen Mo knew that they must be the lowest level of poor people in the Monkey Kingdom.

For doctors with official positions, especially noble doctors with white skin, they are naturally afraid.

After a few minutes, a burst of crying and wailing suddenly broke out in the operating room.

Chen Mo hurried over to check the situation.

It turned out that because the doctor was too unskilled in the operation, he cut the boy's gallbladder and eventually died because of the rapid deterioration of his condition.

The doctor wiped the sweat and shook his head helplessly: "He is too sick, I have tried my best."

Such perfunctory words, the family of the little boy did not refute!

Pushing the body of the little boy, crying and wailing just like that! ! !

"This is too magical!"

Chen Mo grabbed his hair madly, and his three views were exploded.

In fact, what Chen Mo didn't know was that this kind of thing is not too common in the Monkey Kingdom.

You should know that there are 3.2 million doctors in the Monkey Kingdom, but only 700,000 of them are licensed doctors, that is, real doctors, and the remaining 2.5 million are all fakes.

So all kinds of incredible operations often happen during surgery.

There was a pregnant woman with a monkey before. When she was three months away from her due date, the doctor performed a caesarean section on her.

After the operation, after opening the fetus, it was found that the fetus was too small, so it was sewed back in.

The monkey doctor also let the pregnant woman go home on the spot.

The next day, the pregnant woman's condition began to deteriorate and she was sent to this doctor again.

The doctor looked at the abdomen again, checked it casually, and then sutured it for the second time.

In the end, the pregnant woman and the fetus died because of the severe infection.

The magic operation of the monkey doctor is commonplace.

For example, the patient's intestines were accidentally cut off during the operation, and then the doctor would calmly tell the patient and his family that it was just a snake and there was no need to worry.

For example, the patient needed an amputation operation to amputate the left leg, but the monkey doctor amputated the patient's right leg without saying a word.

After being bitten by a poisonous snake, the doctor told the patient to go home and find a pile of cow dung to bury in it, which can detoxify.

Finally, there are people like Yuan Lang.

The patient had diarrhea caused by food poisoning, but the doctor asked him to drink Henghe water and eat homemade cow dung pills. In the end, the patient did not have diarrhea and died peacefully.

What even Chen Mo didn't know was that between illness and finding a fake doctor, the survival rate of the former self-healing was much higher than the latter.

At this time, Yuan Lang was pushed over.

Yuan Lang said with panic in his eyes: "Boss... Boss, I just saw a lot of monkeys."

"What? Monkeys?"

Chen Mo was stunned and said: "What are you talking about?"

Leng Feng continued: "Boss, just over the corridor, there were groups of monkeys jumping up and down in the hospital. But the doctors and patients here seem to be accustomed to it.

Old Yuan thinks the medical conditions here are too scary."

Chen Mo originally thought that it was just diarrhea, how bad could it be treated?

But now he doesn't think so.

This is a joke with Old Yuan's life!

Chen Mo quickly called Jiang Pengyue: "Third Master, help me check the information of this hospital."

Soon after, the information came over.

After reading it, Chen Mo was shocked!

This hospital once set a record of 32 consecutive deaths within 48 hours!

Among them, 12 newborn babies died at the same time.

This hospital also had a scandal where they tried desperately to save a patient even though the patient was already dead, using all kinds of expensive medical equipment and drugs, and finally issued a sky-high medical bill to the patient's family.

Later, the patient's family was so angry that they bought a corpse and pulled it over for rescue. Naturally, this hospital did this again, but in the end, the patient blackmailed them with a death certificate.

Just two days ago, a very absurd medical accident happened here.

Because of long-term arrears, the oxygen supply here was actually cut off.

In three days, more than 60 children died due to lack of oxygen.

At this time, a pediatrician in this hospital stood up and paid for oxygen out of his own pocket to save the lives of children as much as possible. Later, he was regarded as a hero by the local monkey people.

But the truth is that this so-called heroic doctor was originally responsible for the hospital's oxygen procurement. During this period, he and the person in charge took kickbacks and stole the hospital's oxygen cylinders to supply their own private clinics, which led to the hospital's oxygen shortage.

It can be said that he is the culprit of this major medical accident.

However, the magical thing is that in the information sent by Jiang Pengyue, Mo Xian actually classified this medical accident as a natural disaster, which is an irresistible event like earthquakes and typhoons.

Chen Mo took a breath!

If it weren't for the Third Master to investigate, Yuan Lang would have been in danger if he went in for surgery!

At this time, the chief surgeon came over and said casually: "Have you prepared the blood for the patient's surgery?"

Leng Feng was stunned when he heard it: "What? We have to prepare the blood for the surgery? Isn't it prepared by your hospital?"

The doctor said impatiently: "Our Shenhou Country is special. The blood needed for the surgery is prepared by you. If not, then you have to bear the risk of this operation by yourself."

"Doctor, what department are you in?" Chen Mo asked lightly.

"I'm a corn eye doctor. I'm a 32-year-old doctor." The doctor said confidently, with a little confidence.

Chen Mo's mouth twitched.

He's a corn eye doctor again! ! !

So in such a big hospital, all the doctors are ophthalmologists?

"Come on, come on, Lao Yuan, be patient, let's go back to China to see this disease! If you see it here, you will die here." Chen Mo said.

Seeing that everyone was about to leave, the ophthalmologist blocked their way.

"What for?" Chen Mo frowned slightly.

"Where is the red envelope? Whether you have an operation or not, you must give a red envelope, this is the rule!" The ophthalmologist said confidently.

Chen Mo was so angry that he laughed.

Even in the most shady hospital in Daxia, I have never seen a doctor who dares to ask for a red envelope without doing an operation!

This doctor from the Monkey Kingdom really made Chen Mo's eyes open!

"Fuck your red envelope, there is none!"

Chen Mo pushed the ophthalmologist away.

The doctor was also angry when he saw this: "You offended the doctor, and you still want to leave?"

"Security!!! Security!!! There are people here who want to run away without paying the fee!!! Catch them!!!"

Then a dozen slightly fat, dark-skinned monkey security guards ran over with inferior steel forks that were taped together.

Chen Mo looked at the ceiling and wiped his face.

It seems that Jiang Pengyue's information was correct. The public hospitals in the Monkey Kingdom even dared to rob openly!

Chen Mo picked up the phone and called Mo Xian. While talking, he said to Leng Feng: "Don't show mercy. The people here want to rob Daxia Longxing and even intend to assassinate me!"