Chapter 2470 Amoebic Dysentery
Leng Feng couldn't bear it anymore.
In the past few days in the Monkey Kingdom, Leng Feng had not encountered any vicious incidents such as being discriminated against or being assassinated.
However, Leng Feng was filled with anger due to various unsightly incidents.
Especially in the past two days, he has personally witnessed several incidents in which the Monkey Man collectively violated his Monkey Woman and even the Monkey Animal.
Because he was not from Daxia and because he was on a mission, Leng Feng couldn't help but ignore it. Later he learned that those criminal monkeys were actually innocent!
Even the monkey police and even the officials think that this kind of thing is normal. The monkey women are wearing too revealing clothes, and serious women shouldn't go out wearing so few clothes in broad daylight.
At that moment, Leng Feng felt that his three views had collapsed!
The legendary eighteen levels of hell are probably not as dark as the Monkey Kingdom!
Therefore, Leng Feng's inner dislike for the Monkey Man had reached its extreme. Due to the mission, he did not dare to do anything.
Now that Chen Mo had given the order, Leng Feng used a fighting force that he had never used in a fight. He rounded up the stretcher and went to greet the monkey security guard who rushed up!
Every blow is aimed at the head!
With one blow, a big crater would have been made in the head of this hospital security guard!
In an instant, the plasma and brain matter took off!
The dark face of the ophthalmologist next to him turned pale with fright.
Seeing Leng Feng, the god of death, knocking all the security guards to the ground, white and red things flowed all over the floor.
This doctor just wanted to run away.
"Want to run?"
Fan Tianlei snorted coldly and kicked the person in front of Leng Feng.
Leng Feng took a scalpel from the side and lifted the monkey doctor up by his collar. He said coldly: "I don't have the red envelope. I will also perform an operation on you, which will offset the cost of the operation." !”
The monkey doctor immediately shook his head from side to side: "I don't think this is necessary..."
Fan Tianlei joked: "Old Leng, I have watched the movie Monkey Kingdom. When the monkey man shakes his head, it means yes, and when he nods, it means no.
He is promising you! "
Leng Feng looked like he suddenly realized it, and the corners of his mouth were slightly raised: "You agreed?"
The monkey doctor originally wanted to shake his head, but when he came back to his senses, he changed his mind to nodding, for fear that Leng Feng would not understand.
"Nodding means agreeing."
Leng Feng's scalpel pierced Doctor Monkey's chest.
"no~~~no~~~no~~~~"
The monkey doctor began to shake his head from side to side again.
"Shake your head yes, you'd better agree!"
Leng Feng dug out one of his ribs, and the monkey doctor could already feel his life gradually draining away.
"Don't~ don't be like this..."
Such an ophthalmology doctor almost cried, nodding and shaking his head.
It's a pity that Leng Feng didn't give him a chance and forcefully dug out his courage.
"Sorry, I just learned about gallbladder removal surgery from watching a video, so I'm not very familiar with it yet. But it's not a major surgery, so you can just endure it and get over it."
After saying that, Leng Feng smiled and threw Monkey Doctor's gallbladder to the ground.
The monkey doctor held his stomach and struggled in pain to crawl over and get his gallbladder.
Just then, a monkey playing in the hall flew over, grabbed the gallbladder, held it in its mouth and ran away.
The monkey doctor looked at the monkey in despair, his heart filled with despair.
He knew that he wouldn't be able to die for a while, but he couldn't bear it for long before he died.
This process of waiting to die is really comparable to going to hell!
Chen Mo also sneered: "It's your own fault! If your hospital had managed the environmental conditions well, there wouldn't be that monkey. Oh, of course, even without that monkey, you wouldn't be able to survive! Look at you guys With the stains on the floor, your gallbladder will definitely be infected even if you get it back."
"stop!!!"
At this moment, the uniformed police from the Monkey Kingdom finally arrived.
When he saw the security guard lying on the ground in a pool of blood, and the doctor who had his gallbladder removed and was crawling on the ground trying to chase the monkey, the leading monkey policeman became furious and took out his gun and pointed it at Chen Mo.
“Kneel down and put your hands on your head!!!”
The monkey police scolded.
"We are from Daxia. We were robbed by the staff of this illegal hospital just now. We are acting in self-defense!" Leng Feng said calmly.
"I don't care what your reasons are! You have hurt the people of the Monkey Kingdom, and you will only die! Kneel down immediately and hold your head!!!"
The monkey policeman fired his bullet into the pond and shouted angrily again.
"Put the gun down!"
At the critical moment, an anxious voice came out.
The leading police officer turned his head and his jaw almost dropped in shock!
The visitor turned out to be Mo Xian, the emperor of the Monkey Kingdom! ! !
"Lord Emperor, you...why are you here?"
The monkey policeman trembled.
"Mr. Chen, I'm sorry to frighten you."
Mo Xian said respectfully.
Even if he no longer likes Chen Mo, no matter how much he dislikes Daxia, one thing Mo Xian has to admit is that Daxia is already one of the most powerful countries in the world!
Chen Mo is one of the five old stars of Daxia Kingdom, and he was sent by the official to discuss projects with him.
If his life is in danger due to problems in the black hospital, the consequences will definitely be too serious for him to bear!
"I have explained the matter clearly to you. There is surveillance over there. We are acting in self-defense. If you don't believe it, you can adjust the surveillance." Chen Mo said calmly.
"Xin, of course I believe you."
Mo Xian waved his hand and said, "Catch all the staff of this black hospital and investigate!"
Even if Chen Mo was telling a lie at this time, considering Mo Xian's interests, he had to deal with it as if Chen Mo was telling the truth.
The death of a few insignificant black hospital employees is no different from the death of a few ants.
Now there are too many people eyeing his position.
He must not give his competitors a handle.
A bloody farce was settled because of Mo Xian's arrival.
Chen Mo arranged the fastest flight that day and took the team back to China.
When they boarded the plane, all the accompanying personnel, including Leng Feng, breathed a sigh of relief.
It was like returning from hell to heaven.
Usually, they were tired and crowded when flying.
But after living in the Monkey Kingdom for two days, they felt that this private plane was simply a fairyland! ! !
When the plane returned to Daxia and everyone got off the plane, Chen Mo found that... many people cried!
Leng Feng wiped his tears and said, "I have never felt that the air in Daxia is so sweet in my life!"
Others echoed with deep feelings:
"It's so happy that there is no smell of poop!"
"No one poops on the street, it's a visual enjoyment."
"Don't look at the many cars on the street, I feel it's quiet now! The horns of the Monkey Kingdom are almost tormenting me to death!"
"..."
The so-called happiness is actually a comparison.
If you stay in a relatively safe, clean and high-quality environment for a long time, you can't feel happy.
But if you go to the Monkey Kingdom, you will immediately feel that you are living in heaven!
"Hurry up and send Yuan Lang to the hospital, don't delay." Chen Mo said with a smile.
"Yeah. Hmm? ? ? ? !!"
Leng Feng just smiled and agreed, and the next moment, his face changed drastically.
Then he covered his butt and ran towards the toilet frantically.
Chen Mo asked Fan Tianlei to follow him to see what was going on.
Not long after, Fan Tianlei came back and said helplessly: "Lao Leng also has diarrhea."
"It shouldn't be, he has always listened to me, and he has never touched anything from the Monkey Kingdom, I brought them all myself." Chen Mo said depressedly.
Fan Tianlei said leisurely: "Have you forgotten? Before returning to China, Lao Leng had touched the internal organs of that black doctor."
Chen Mo: "..."
Chen Mo couldn't believe what Fan Tianlei said!
If this is true...
It means that the Monkey King has all the five poisons!
Just touching it can make people have diarrhea!
And it's the strong physique of the first imperial guard of Daxia!
This is simply horrifying!
And Yuan Lang is not much better.
After returning to China, he has never stopped having diarrhea.
In just these two days, he has lost more than 40 pounds due to diarrhea.
A tall and mighty man has visibly shriveled up due to diarrhea.
It's over. No matter what antidiarrheal medicine I took these two days, such as montmorillonite powder and dialytic stop, they all didn't work.
Yuan Lang has now been given a new nickname by Leng Feng and his friends - Jet Warrior!
After all, he is a brother who has been with him for many years. Chen Mo happened to be free and went to the hospital with him.
Because of Chen Mo's identity, the hospital arranged a special channel for him. All medical examinations were completed within an hour.
The dean personally diagnosed and treated Yuan Lang.
"Doctor... why can't I get better with my diarrhea... I... I'm in so much pain, it hurts so much! I feel like my butt is not my own. I'm now a feces-making machine." Yuan Lang said painfully.
"Young man, this is not just a simple diarrhea."
The old dean said kindly with the examination form.
"Then what is this?" Yuan Lang asked.
"You have amoebic dysentery." The old dean said.
"Uh... what is amoebic dysentery? Is it different from ordinary dysentery?" Yuan Lang asked in confusion.
Yuan Lang knew about common dysentery, and even had it when he was a child.
But he was very strong, and he had diarrhea for about a day, and he was full of energy the next day.
What the hell is this amoebic dysentery, and why is it so torturous?
The old dean adjusted his glasses and smiled and said: "In simple terms, if you eat shit, and you have to eat a lot of shit, you will be infected with this dysentery."
Yuan Lang: "..."
Chen Mo and Fan Tianlei almost laughed like fools.
After this battle, Yuan Lang was left with a very, very big psychological shadow on the Monkey Kingdom.
He didn't even dare to watch the movies of the Monkey Kingdom, because whenever he watched them, he would feel a foul smell coming over automatically, and his stomach would start to hurt unconsciously after finishing the thing, and he wanted to run to the toilet.
After finishing this matter, Chen Mo finally went home.
And the moment he got home.
Gong Ziyuan originally rushed over happily and wanted to hug Chen Mo.
But when he rushed in front of Chen Mo, he suddenly stopped and pinched his nose with disgust.
"Honey, what's the smell on you? Why is it so stinky?" Gong Ziyuan frowned.
"Is there anything?" Chen Mo raised his eyebrows and sniffed it himself: "Why can't I smell it?"
After Chen's father and mother came over, they also pinched their noses: "Hey Momo, you... you didn't fall into the pit, did you?"
"Yeah, why is it like you rolled in the pit?"
Chen Mo was completely speechless.
Good guy!
It’s only been here for a few days, it’s already marinated and delicious! !
"Take off all your clothes and don't want any more! Throw them away!"
Gong Ziyuan pinched her nose and said in disgust.
Even if Chen Mo's clothes were custom-made private clothes worth tens of millions, Gong Ziyuan would not hesitate to let Chen Mo throw them away!
Then Gong Ziyuan took a huge brush and washed Chen Moli several times inside and out. She also said that there was still a faint strange smell on Chen Mo's body.
"Don't touch me these days. I'm going to sleep in the next room with Zhen Zhen in my arms. You should isolate me until there's no smell!"
Gong Ziyuan said.
At night, lying alone on the bed, Chen Mo, who was unbearably hot, bit his pillow and cried bitterly: "Monkey God, I hate you!!!"
