Chapter 2043: Failure
"Like the origin of all super-transformed people, my origin story also started with a bare **** and unprecedented pain."
"You might ask how I got into this big tank full of potions and pipes? Even if these needles go from my chrysanthemum to my mouth? Actually, I volunteered."
"The pain of advanced cancer is the same as this **** Canadian experiment. It gives me the pleasure of sitting on a dog sled and speeding toward death. As for what dog? It must not be Alaska anyway, because they always wear white coats. Coming and going around the bathtub, pointing to my fairly good eyeballs and certain specialties."
"In the dark, many people are confused, and when the pain is like a piranha burrowing into the intestines, you will be like me, it is difficult to see clearly."
"But I'm still so friendly. In how long the ghost knows, I have made a few new friends, although they may not even know my name."
"Francis, he always wore the black tights like his sharkskin swimsuit, his chin was as wide as his forehead, and his brain was probably square. The good news is that he is a complete pervert, I like Perverted people are always honest. The bad news is that he seems to have the final say here. There are probably more than a hundred patients treated with me, and half of them were tortured to death by him."
"Professor Thornton, a bald scientist, always looks at Ding Ding with envy. I guess he was psychopathic because of his incompetence, so he became the chief engineer of the experimental project."
"Doctor Crumos, who looks like a Russian, has a big beard and thick hair, and wears a pair of funny round glasses. Every time I want to be played by the two mentioned above, he will save me. I, promise me that I can be grassed for longer."
"Miss He Na, I don’t know what she does, but she has a protruding front and back curled, and her short hair is also very suitable for a beautiful face. Whenever she twists her waist and passes by my glass tank, I will be slightly hardened to show respect ."
"Of course, besides these people, there are countless good people in this underground warehouse-like base. They are like background characters in Bollywood musicals. They sing and dance with electric batons and guns every day. Thousands of people have contributed to this experimental medical technology, including the one who burned the crematorium. I am afraid he is the hardest."
"If this is really a medical experiment, I will probably be moved, but unfortunately this is not...this is a **** weapon plan. The ghost knows what it is. Anyway, it is not a good thing. They implanted it for us. It is a self-healing factor derived from Wolverine, intending to turn our patients into super weapons after brainwashing."
"Maybe some of you will ask questions, handsome little Wade, how do you know this?"
"Little fool, of course someone in the audience told me! Okay, let's not talk, the long-term painful torture has greatly increased my resistance to pain and anesthetics, and I listened to Professor Thornton when I pretended to sleep My cancer cells have formed a balance with the self-healing factors, and I am going home. Do you think if I suddenly jump out of the sink, will they be surprised?"
Wade’s inner drama is super rich. If the content is a cartoon, it should be able to draw more than a dozen pages. Cancer cells and self-healing factors completely destroyed his brain, but when he became crazy, he was also given to him. A new door was opened.
He will never be afraid of being alone anymore. There are countless people in his mind communicating with him through barrage-like things, just like the live webcasts he has watched.
Now he is going to show the old irons a mermaid out of the water to see if he can have fun from the surrounding scientists.
Some soil rewards the gifts in the live broadcast room. Wade saw that the popularity value column has risen a lot, and naturally he will not disappoint everyone.
For the effect of the show, he specially imitated the actions of the zombies, swishing his arms up from the water tank, just like a corpse.
As expected, the people in white coats who were still manipulating instruments and equipment all backed up a few steps, and some people began to call for security.
Wade was about to jump out of the sink full of green water, but he was lying down obviously longer than he thought. His long inactive legs didn’t make sense, so he tripped on the edge of the sink. , Turned upside down.
Fortunately, there is a large pipe inserted in the chrysanthemum that can be used as a traction. When he is about to touch the ground, the cable provides some tension and gives him the opportunity to support the ground with his hands.
The price is a bit of prolapse, but this is just a small problem.
"Hey, everyone, I feel that I am cured and I can be discharged from the hospital. I am as healthy as Superman, but I am not afraid of the version of kryptonite." He tore off the'tail' behind him, and a unique pleasure made him Rolled his eyes, shivered, smiled and greeted the people around him.
"Oh!!!"
If he didn't laugh, the people nearby could barely hold it, but when the smile appeared on that face, everyone felt dark in front of them and vomited into a coma.
"Huh? Did I make you nervous enough to get pregnant? I'm not a superstar, it's strange, how come I feel a little cold on the top of my head."
He was still chattering, but after touching the air, he felt a little cold on his head. He stretched out his hand and touched it. Not only did he not touch his hair, he also took off a piece of rotten scalp like a piece of soaked toilet paper from the glass. .
But he didn't panic at all, instead he looked at his scalp carefully:
"I'm going, where's my hair?!"
At this moment, Wade saw his face from the monitor on the side. At first he couldn't believe that this carrion-like monster was himself, but when the person in the image made the same expression as him, He accepted the reality after all.
They used him as an experiment and supervised the explosion of his chrysanthemums. He could bear it.
However...
"You shouldn't ruin my handsome face!!!"
With a roar, he grabbed the tray rack beside him and prepared to kill all these guys, but the security guards came, and they took shotguns and fired at Wade violently.
He was shot several times in the blink of an eye, and even his fingers were broken several times.
However, his self-healing speed was beyond people's expectations, even much faster than Wolverine. Although it was a bit painful, he found that he was fine.
He suddenly became active again in his brain, showing a mean smile, wiping the blood and potion on his body, his mouth seemed to be uncontrollable, and said, "Wow, although I have a lot of water, you shouldn't be gentle when you come up. Don’t use a guy with such a thick caliber!"
After finishing ~www.NovelMTL.com~, he was also amused by his own jokes, so that the stainless steel shelf in his hand could not be held firmly.
There was a mess in his mind. He wanted to cry, but he showed a smile, so that he couldn't breathe.
At this time, the security guards came with flamethrowers and LAW bazookas, dragged the unconscious scientists on the ground to retreat, and bombarded Wade indiscriminately. A few minutes later, the experimenters with fire extinguishers left the fire scene. Some smashed humanoid coke was fished out.
Wade is still not dead.
"Is this a successful experiment? The self-healing ability seems to meet the requirements."
Krumos, who had just arrived, asked Professor Thornton next to him in a low voice, and the professor was actually just a worker, and he could only look at Francis on the other side, who was the boss of the laboratory.
The man with a square face was leaning on the wall with his hand, constantly rubbing the vomit on his mouth with a handkerchief, and roared: "It must be a failure! He is so ugly! This weapon is irresponsible to me, how to use it? Dispose of it! Ohh..."
Wade, who was roasted into crispy fried chicken, was still struggling to put up a **** when he was dragged away by the Bollywood dancers, and cursed intermittently in a weak voice:
"I do it, you, mother."
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