Chapter 2044: Same handsome and handsome
The so-called handling of failed products may have been easy in the past, but it is really difficult for Wade now.
The workers responsible for inactivating the test items tried various methods, from kitchen knives to chainsaws, from heavy machine guns to laser weapons, even if Wade was burned in the incinerator, he would not die.
Even the guy was still chatting with non-existent audiences in the flames, saying that he was performing himself on the grill and asking for a reward.
There is no way, it cannot be killed, and it is impossible to throw it out directly, so I had to find a place to lock it up.
So Wade was anesthetized and transferred to a secret dark prison, where it was dark, and besides him, some weird failed experiments were also locked here.
Each person has a cell with a bed and a toilet, but it is not an extermination of humanity. The prison provides Wade with a lot of shame magazines in exchange for him to talk as little as possible.
There is no way, if he doesn’t find something to do, even if it’s something like himself, he will chat loudly with the prison guards and drive them crazy through endless nonsense.
After being closed for about a week, he has driven a company crazy. When people look at his rotting chrysanthemum-like face, and then hear his nasty voice, their brains are often blank and they can’t think of each other. Connected.
Magazine for silence, this is a deal, and mercenaries are always dissatisfied with the deal.
"I guess I look like a personal hot dog now, or the kind with yellow mustard."
Wade was lying on the bed with Erlang's legs up, flipping through the Fruit Girl Magazine in his hands. He was not wearing clothes. Because of skin cancer, his chest and belly were constantly rotted. In the past few days, yellow pus had been flowing, making his clothes sticky. Uncomfortable.
"Speaking of the old guys, I feel that I am more terrible than having cancer here. After all, I have cancer and freedom. Here I don’t have any activities except flying a plane every day. The amount of exercise is too low, and I will get fat over time. ."
Quietly in the cell, Wade communicated with the black-red dialog box that popped up above his head through his own thinking.
"What? You said to let me escape from prison? This can be, why didn't I remember it before? I can escape from prison!"
Wade sat up, put his arms on his thighs, and sat down on the edge of the bed thinking, he looked solemn and serious:
"The patrol guy is a **** guy at a glance. After all, people who can bear my face are mentally ill or abnormal. If I use my own chrysanthemums to seduce him, he should find a way to go to prison and **** me. I can take the opportunity to kill him, take his keys and weapons, and release all the test objects as cannon fodder, while I sneak out of the sewer, just like in "Shawshank's Redemption."
"I am indeed a gay, but not mentally retarded. What do you mean by telling me the escape plan in front of me?"
A voice suddenly sounded beside him, and when he turned his head, the fat jailer was looking at him ugly outside the iron railing, the electric baton was still slapped in his hand.
Wade scratched his head embarrassedly:
"Uh...Did I say it just now? Or did you have auditory hallucinations? If you need a doctor, I can introduce you."
"You said it, although I have a special XP, the more nasty and disgusting things I am excited about, your chrysanthemum is naturally no exception." The jailer's fat tongue licked his lips, and shook his head regretfully: " But now that you know your plan, you don't want to seduce me, silly X."
"Gan!"
Wade stomped his feet with a grin, why couldn't he control his mouth?
And also at this time, suddenly the jailer rolled his eyes and raised his feet off the ground, twitching like a fish out of the water, and his pants instantly became wet.
"Hiss! Just fantasizing about my chrysanthemums and swan air, are you in place?" Wade took a deep breath and compared a thumb with admiration. After the thumb fell off, he quickly picked it up from the ground and put it together: "You can actually float up against gravity by means of obscenity. I would like to call you the strongest, but for the sake of my fantasy side dish that makes you so cool, can you let me out?"
But in the next second, the fat jailer burst open silently, and a large amount of blood and meat flew over the fence, turning Wade into a blood man in an instant.
The large intestine full of feces and fat wrapped around his neck, almost choking him.
There was a red light in the dark corridor. Just where Fat Boy was standing, a figure in black and yellow armor appeared. The other party was shaking the brains of his hands, and a hoarse voice sounded like a devil:
"Wade, are you ready to go home?"
"Wait, death knell? I seem to know you, when did I meet...By the way, you said going home doesn't mean'return to home', right? Some places like to send murder calls back to home. "
Wade tore off the intestines around his neck, went to the toilet to pick up his clothes and pants, looking a little hesitant.
He tried his best to think, but his memory was obviously affected by brain cancer and experiments.
"What silly thing to say? I am your cousin, this is to save you."
Su Ming stretched out his hand and grabbed it. The lock on the cell door was squeezed into a ball like slime, and Wade regained his freedom.
The heavy iron door creaked and slowly opened.
"Those bad guys may have broken my mind. I think you are very familiar and have something to do with me, but I can't remember your real name and face." Wade knocked on his head, and said in anguish: " Let’s leave in a hurry. Let’s stroke the characters. Is the relationship okay? Because you didn’t vomit when you saw me, I suspect you are mentally ill.”
"Whatever you want, just ask." Su Ming walked into the cell with his arms in his arms, picked up the magazine on the bed and looked at it, and found some suspicious cloudy mucus on it, then threw it aside and wiped it on the wall. Hand: "I killed all the jailers in the prison and destroyed the surveillance probes. We have at least half an hour to chat."
Wade nodded, he took his clothes as a package, and packed the magazines:
"Let’s start with your name, and then introduce your occupation, personal hobbies, and basic information like which hand you like to use when handing guns. If you say it’s my cousin, you should have a lot in common with me. Right? How else can they be relatives?"
Strangulation slowly penetrated into the skin, revealing the death knell face: "You are Wade Wilson, I am Slade Wilson, we are cousins..."
"Wait~www.NovelMTL.com~ If we are all named Wilson, shouldn't we be cousins?"
Wade shook his head again and again. Although he has some amnesia, it does not mean he is stupid.
"You are wrong, that's normal." Su Ming shook his head calmly, and took out a small pistol from his pocket to defend his cousin: "Actually, we are the same half-father, and your mother is a junior, so we are the cousins. Brother."
Wade suddenly realized that just like Vanessa and her little sisters, a group of women may become sisters because of a man, so that their children will have cousins.
"It turned out to be like this. I am confused now. I only remember that I am an orphan. I can't remember too many things. So are my parents dead?"
"It's all dead."
The death knell opened his eyes and said nonsense. Anyway, this is something that cannot be verified.
"I see, you look really like the handsome me before, and the audience makes me believe you." Wade put a bag full of magazines around his neck, picked up the gun on the bed and walked out of the prison. Go: "Cousin, let's go, some **** have ruined my face, I have to settle accounts with them..."
Su Ming raised his mask and followed the running Wade, his voice was still so dark and hoarse, he said:
"Here is my brother."
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