Chapter 2330: Concept battle
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Deadpool and Bobo looked at each other speechlessly, the small eyes on the red and black masks blinked quickly, staring at each other for only a short time, but they won countless people.
Wade lost the monkey hair and said speechlessly: "Fortunately, I am an animal conservationist now, and I have to fight for the PG13 movie rating. Otherwise, you are such a naughty monkey. I will definitely pluck your hair out. Make it into a wig."
"I am a gorilla, you can't use the term monkey to insult me." Bobo hugged the thigh of the death knell and said righteously: "If I call you a monkey, would you be happy?"
"That's it..." Deadpool tilted his head and thought for a while, as if recalling something: "It's true, that's my fault, next time I will introduce you a few female orangutans. I heard audience friends say that you like beautiful women the most."
"What audience?! Is there no normal person in this world?! Ah!!!"
Bobo turned his head and ran away, jumped on the cloak floating on the side, lying still on his stomach like avoiding an air attack.
"Don't be nonsense, use your MP3, won't you just wait for me?" Su Ming covered his face and rubbed his nose vigorously. He felt his patience decline.
I'm going crazy when I find Deadpool and haven't picked up the ghost.
"Hey, then I will use it."
Just like Su Ming said, Deadpool waited for this sentence. In the past, my cousin refused to let him use that mp3, and even shouted at him, so aggrieved.
This time it is different. When ordered to act, mercenaries should be so professional.
His little hand took out the mp3 from his trouser pocket, opened it, and slapped it on his belt. The prelude of "Takemehome, Countryroads" sounded slowly in an environment full of green lights.
Wade cleared his throat, took off his hood, watching the ghost affectionately.
blinks, blows kisses, sings.
"It's heaven~~~West Virginia."
"Oh..."
Just the first line of lyrics at the beginning, staring at Deadpool trying to observe his ghost, he retched. The green hat **** wanted to turn his head away, but the disgusting sound penetrated his ears. The inside of the brain caught his two eyeballs, making him unable to dodge.
"Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River."
Deadpool sings and dances, his face is full of what he thinks is a ‘charm smile’, step by step to the ghost with the beat, as if walking on the country road home.
His special combat boots rubbed and rubbed on the ground, like the steps of the devil.
Su Ming turned the face of Police Officer Corrigan next to him, and said solemnly: "Close your eyes and don't look, cover your ears and don't listen. This country road will not take you home, but will only send you to the happy home on the other side. '."
The detective gave a wry smile, and even the smoke in his mouth was frightened. He covered his ears, but he could still feel a stubborn energy permeating all around, and something was surging in the empty stomach, a puff of sour gas. Gushes up to the esophagus.
He obeyed the death knell's advice, squatted down and hugged his head and squatted defense: "This is simply "Tu Cun Road", how can anyone sing so badly?"
"My cousin has lung cancer, throat cancer, tracheal cancer, oral cancer, nasal cavity cancer, and the entire vocal channel is the same as a moldy sewer pipe. Do you think he can sing well?" Su Ming sighed and let the strangulation use his tentacles to wave Detective Bohe's ears were tightly plugged, and said melancholy: "I didn't let him play music in the past because I was afraid that he would come up and talk..."
"Ancient life is older than a tree."
Wade didn’t think there was a problem with his singing, let alone any flaws in his performance. His rotten lips were twisted like fat maggots, and his ulcerated tongue pushed out a sticky phlegm and spit it to the side. .
"Huh, bah! Younger than the mountains, growing slowly like a breeze."
His mouth is very sharp, and doing a little action does not prevent him from launching a wink at the ghost at the same time, and his hands are still in front of his chest.
On the other hand, the one with the cuckold is still fighting against the ‘disgusting concept that may exist’, so he stiffens in mid-air and slowly falls to the ground with the music.
Those monsters who were affected by the emotion of revenge were also out of the control of the ghost at this time, facing this terrifying breath, they kept vomiting and dispelled.
The monsters vomited after seeing the face of Deadpool. The things they vomited formed a yellow-green fountain. After falling to the ground, they formed a small river, which triggered a chain reaction. Donna was fighting with them. A group of people saw and smelled.
So, all the people involved in the battle vomited except Hallie.
Halley’s situation can’t be said to be normal, because instead of feeling sick, she also looked happy. While walking back to the death knell, she gently tapped her cousin with her hands.
Encouraged Deadpool was even more energetic. He acted harder and harder. He began to dance around the ghost, treating him like a steel pipe, raising his thigh and rubbing against the opponent's leg.
Chong, sparks, sexy.
"Chuck...Your cousin is really funny." Hallie also smiled and hugged the death knell's arm and rubbed her face: "Maybe you should send him to America's Got Talent? By then, if everyone in the country watches TV If we vomit, we can take the opportunity to grab the bank and play."
Su Ming rubbed Hallie's head and sighed: "No, under normal circumstances I would not use this level of killing tactics. You must know that in this age, many of the people watching TV are elderly or children. I am not murdering. mad."
"Hey, you are so good. When animals kill, they will choose to hunt the prey of the young and old. Only hunting the strong is the expression of human nature. I like it."
She leaned her head on the death knell shoulder and enjoyed the play happily.
Yes, she was not happy because she heard the song, but because the superheroes vomited while listening to the song and watching the performance. She thought this scene was very interesting, and UU reading www.uukanshu.com was like a weird absurdity. In the comical drama, the heroes returning in front of you and the monsters fleeing in the distance vomit like a fountain. How spectacular?
"Country road, take me home, take me to the roots of fallen leaves, West Virginia, mountain mother..."
At the climax of the song, Deadpool has climbed onto the ghost’s body like a monkey. The giant god’s wrath is now more like a clay sculpture. The big mouth is like a dragon’s head. The green glowing liquid is not Knowing what it is, it gushes from his mouth like a waterfall, and flows down.
wet his cloak, his feet, and his green shorts.
Wade still closed his eyes and sang in the ghost's ear over and over again. Finally, he jumped from the opponent's shoulder, turned around in the air and put a fart on the pale face as the final blow.
"Boom!"
Maybe this was the last straw that overwhelmed the camel. From the beginning, it was frozen, and the ghost had not escaped from the control of that nausea.
God’s wrath fell on his knees, and two lines of green blood and tears flowed from his eye sockets. He had completely collapsed. At this time, his mind was full of Deadpool’s indescribable face and soul-stirring songs.
What revenge? What justice? What is destined?
Those are not important anymore, he just wants to live well now, maybe to go to the countryside, escape that disgusting country road, and never come back.
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