Chapter 2331: People are worse than dogs
Before the ghost fell to the ground, Deadpool had already jumped off the opponent's tall body, he turned 720 degrees in the air like a gymnast, and then somersaulted for two weeks.
There was a smile on his bad face, as if he had imagined a scene where he had raised his hands and chested up after landing perfectly, surrounded by thunderous applause and flashing lights.
"Crack."
Then he broke his ankle when he landed, and the entire sole of his foot was twisted to an angle that hurts.
"Hey!" Seeing Wade's bone stubble smashed out of the heel, Hallie shook her head regretfully. It was all well before, but when the curtain was closed, something went wrong, and the whole scene collapsed.
But Wade didn't panic at all. He jumped to his cousin's side with one foot, stretched out his little hand, and rubbed his fingers.
Don't say just broke his leg, even if he is dead and buried in the grave, he still has to shout that sentence in a rotten voice.
"Give me the money."
"Put the hood on first." Su Ming took out a pen and paper from his pocket to sign a note, pointing to his cousin's face and reminding him: "You can get cash when you go back to the adjutant or gin wine. In other words, you spend money. Isn’t it too fast? Where did the money Dumu gave you last time been spent?"
Wade took the white strip, carefully put it in his underwear, and vomited:
"I went to Sister Margaret's Bar that day after I got the money from Dum and planned to celebrate by myself. I said that my dead son would pay for the entire consumption that night. Many people came to toast me. There were so many people, I drank a little bit before I knew it, but vaguely remembered where I went to fight a few battles with a black beauty. When I woke up the next day, I slept in the street garbage dump and the money was gone."
Most people feel uncomfortable if they lose money, but Wade has a very good mentality. He didn't complain about others, and just waited quietly for the next opportunity to make money.
mercenaries, as long as their lives are still there, there is always a chance.
"Black Pearl? All right, you protect Detective Corrigan, Halle, Bobo, and take care of Donna and Arthur." Su Ming shook his head with a smile, and took back the strangulation that helped people cover their ears. After the division of labor, I walked to the ghost who was kneeling and vomiting not far away, and rubbed a few fingers in front of the big guy: "Hey, can you hear me?"
"Wow!"
The ghost spit out a large pool of green glowing liquid again, like an unshaped jelly.
"Why are you? I asked me to take out the hard dishes prepared for the upside down person in advance. As a result, you have big eyes and small belly, alas." Su Ming rolled his eyes and put his hand on the ghost's head and patted: "I know you If you can hear me, now write on the ground with your hand the way to catch people upside down, otherwise I will let my cousin kiss you deeply, like a brushed one."
"Oh!" The ghost just vomited harder. Hearing the threat of death knell, he couldn't help but paint that scene in his mind.
Thinking about Deadpool's rotten face again, he couldn't stop vomiting.
The ghost is one of the conceptual entities. The biggest difference between him and the endless family is here. He is too human.
Any kind of "existence" that has similar thinking and rationality as human beings will be restrained by Deadpool, and will fall into a state of inextricable nausea after peeking into the indescribable face, and then be used by Wade in various ways or funny or funny. It is a disgusting means to settle.
The poor ghost was still motionless. It should still be stuck in a freeze and unable to extricate himself. Although he heard the death knell, his whole body did not listen.
move!
He screamed from the bottom of his heart, but it was useless. This tangible body made of energy seemed to be completely out of his control at this time, only instinctively nauseous, retching, and staring at Venus.
"Oh? It seems that you still don't plan to cooperate? I like your hard bones." The death knell sneered, straightened up and lit a cigarette, sprayed a puff of smoke on the ghost's face, and then turned his head and shouted behind him: " Wei..."
"Enough, stop here, death knell."
An unfamiliar voice suddenly sounded. The voice was loud and decent, full of power, as if it had come down from the sky.
But Su Ming, who has a full range of angle of view of the strangulation 360 degrees, lowered his head, looked at the puppy that appeared in front of his toes, and smiled slightly.
"Are you teaching me to do things?"
The puppy looks like an ordinary Labrador puppy. The hair on its body is very soft and delicate, and its face shows a humanized helpless expression:
"You just want to know how to deal with upside-down people, don't you? The ghost can't answer you now. Why don't you make this deal with me."
all say that the dog can't spit out ivory, but this puppy is completely different. It speaks more stylishly than the President of the United States, and looks like the same.
"This world is so strange. Sometimes people are not as smart as dogs." Su Ming knelt down and scratched the dog's chin: "Since you, as the'voice of God', you plan to trade with me, I naturally did not refuse. The reason, but the price may have to go up a little bit, after all I wasted a lot of effort.
The puppy grinned, showing sharp teeth: "I like smart people, especially those of you who can be detectives. In this way, besides inverting people’s intelligence, I can give you a little extra clue. About the Laughing Bat, the deal?"
Su Ming picked up one of the dog’s front legs and shook it up and down in his hand: “Of course, you are very sincere. My admiration to God is like a continuous river flowing down like a waterfall. I have no intention of hurting the ghost like that. I just made a joke with him. Are you going to have some canned food or ham?"
When he opened his eyes to the death knell and said nonsense, the puppy made a whistling sound and laughed so much that his tongue came out.
If he didn't arrive in time, I'm afraid this lunatic mercenary would do some terrible things to the ghost, right? The result has now become an admiration for God?
But as the clone of God who has the most dealings with humans, the Voice of Heaven knows that he doesn't need to break through these scenes.
"Leave here first, and then give me a canned beef. Let's eat while talking."
As the ghost pounced on the street and was gradually shrouded in darkness, the puppy wagged its tail.
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"what!"
Accompanied by an exclamation~www.NovelMTL.com~ Barry suddenly sat up from the bed, looked at the bedroom he was familiar with, and then gradually calmed down and gasped violently.
Everything is normal, Patty rubs his eyes in a daze, and there are no more people in the house that shouldn't be.
"What's the matter? My dear." The girlfriend pulled up the sheet to cover her chest, and lay on Barry's back.
The Flash rubbed his face. Even if it was midnight, he didn’t feel like lying down anymore. Instead, he stood up and picked up the clothes from the bed and put them on his body: "Sorry, honey, I suddenly have a very bad My hunch, the super strength gave me some revelation, I must go to Wally to check some news."
The girlfriend poked her mouth, let go of her hand and let gravity pull her back onto the soft mattress. It seemed that the romance of last night had ended and Barry was back to work.
She rubbed her face, and dispelled the idea of another shot, her expression became more serious: "Do you need me to help you do anything?"
"No, you don't have to do anything, I will come back as soon as possible."
After Barry pressed the ring, the uniform popped out of it and put it on his body. With a bright red light, the Flash disappeared.
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