Chapter 3595: candy expert

Star-Lord forgot to remind his teammates that this is a professional move, and children should not imitate it. Although eating anything like this looks very dangling, it is also easy for foreign objects to get stuck in the intake pipe.

Just as he said, after a high five, the jelly beans rose into the air, and the star-lord stared at the trajectory of the falling thing, entering a mysterious realm, as if the surrounding time was slowing down.

The Spider-Man sitting on a few tables not far away, of course, noticed the Guardians of the Galaxy who were playing tricks, and they were very interested in this man named Peter.

They found that this throw was obviously a bit too hard, and the trajectory of the jelly beans seemed to pass over the top of Star-Lord's head and landed about two meters behind him.

But this is not a problem for dancers, and physical coordination is not practiced in vain.

Star-Lord, who saw the trace of the candy, made a move on the spot to lower his waist. If it was used in oriental martial arts, it would be called an "iron bridge" action.

Both calves are still standing on the ground, but the upper body and thighs are tilted back, parallel to the ground, and support is achieved with both hands overhead.

The position was slightly off, his four fingers quickly adjusted the angle like a little man walking, and then he opened his mouth.

"Pfft."

I don't know why, when the candy was imported, it actually made a sound similar to when the poo fell into the toilet. Probably because Star-Lord had shed too much saliva and accumulated in his mouth?

However, the next second he straightened up with a smile and chewed the candy, his smile stiffened, as if struck by lightning or kicked by a wild donkey, his eyes wandered away.

He wanted to scream because he tasted like a Deadpool sock in his mouth. Even if it was just a light bite, the mix of spicy and sour taste was like a big mouthful of mustard with only a thin slice of it. The thin pickled cucumber rushed straight out of his nostrils just as it entered his mouth.

And so, he cried, tears spewing out of his eyes uncontrollably.

"Wow, is it really that delicious?" Rocket let go of his tail, and curiously took out his portable terminal: "Peter was so moved that he cried, like a sissy, I have to take a photo to commemorate it, quack......"

Too TM unpalatable!

Star-Lord wanted to say this on the spot, but at this time, he thought of another way to not laugh at the raccoon.

This candy should be some kind of trick prop, right? Then, no one knows how to trick tricks better than human beings.

Originally, he almost collapsed because of eating dirty things, and he did a cartwheel and a 360-degree backflip on the spot. With acrobat-like agility, he was followed by a full-spin on the ground and a carp kick.

He stood up and smiled!

It's like people stomping their hands and stomping their feet after they are caught in a clip. This can quickly suppress the painful feeling, which is a reason.

If you swear a few more swear words, it will also improve your mental endurance.

"good!!"

A table of Iron Man not far away was applauding him, like watching a free monkey show.

"Thank you, thank you everyone."

Star-Lord has been shameless for a long time. He smiled and turned around, nodding to the guests in all directions, and then returned to his position and patted the sugar jar on the turntable:

"It's so delicious. It's the taste of my life when I was a child. That kind of... ah, in short, if you don't eat it, you won't appreciate the beauty of it at all."

Gamora, who was sitting beside him, was a little suspicious. Could this candy taste like childhood? Is this some kind of magical creation?

"Let me try."

She stretched out her little hand to pull the turntable, and then took out a jelly bean. She chose the same blue color as Nebula's skin.

As a brutally trained assassin, she can do anything that Star-Lord can do. She also slaps her wrist to feed herself candy...

Then her complexion changed. The original green skin seemed to turn pale blue for a moment, and her face was like a ghost, and tears flowed from her eyes uncontrollably.

She ate a "skunk fart" candy. Although she didn't know the skunk, an earth animal, as an intelligent creature with sensory abilities, she could feel pain similar to that of humans, and even more acute.

At that moment, she understood Star-Lord's trick, because this **** got the trick first, so he pretended that the candy was delicious to lure everyone into the water!

In this way, no one will be able to laugh at anyone in the future!

Are you going to ask Gamora to uncover the truth? Wouldn't it be...

She did the splits on the spot, followed by a full spin with both hands upside down, and took a few head-turning movements of hip-hop without a teacher, and finally managed to get over the stench.

A few seconds later, she thanked the applauding audience, sat back in her seat, wiped her tears delicately with her fingers, looked at the circus lights floating in the sky, and said with emotion:

"It's so delicious, it reminds me of the time I lived with my parents, that warmth, that kind of... ugh, you must try it."

After speaking, she and Star-Lord looked at each other secretly, obviously meaning that she understood what the trick was, but the matter was not over, and after everyone was caught, she would settle the account with the cheap cargo captain.

Star-Lord doesn't care, that little eyes are still a little proud, it seems that he is proud of thinking of such a witty solution in a short period of time.

After listening to Gamora's words, the same parents died, the planet was bombed, and Nebula, whose origin story was almost identical to his sister's, immediately gave himself a grain.

A few seconds later, when she also nearly fell, she also performed a complex gymnastics and martial arts moves like her sister.

Then, she also became one of the bad guys:

"Really, really touching, maybe it's because of my mechanization that I can't cry." Nebula touched his semi-metal bald head and looked at the remaining teammates with 'sincere' eyes: "But believe me , it's really the best thing I've ever eaten."

So the next thing is simple, the Guardians of the Galaxy who are used to pitting each other? No one escaped Bibi Duoweidou's murderous hands.

And they didn't know another thing, that is, the multi-flavored beans they ate were all picked by Hermione, and then the death knell had been picked by Strangler again. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com picked out thousands of bad beans. The most vicious, unbearable, and most... savory taste of sugar.

Used as wedding candy on their table.

Watching the silver guards who were recruited accuse and abuse each other, Su Ming, who was hiding in the crowd with the appearance of a certain city martial artist, just counted down calmly in his heart.

After a few numbers, the jelly beans that Star-Lord and the others ate gained momentum. This feeling was a bit like drinking white wine. At the time, it felt okay and could hold it, but after a while, it suddenly came up.

They all vomited.

"A group of people turned into a vomit fountain at almost the same time, how spectacular!" Death Knell said to the orangutan detective, and then took a seat with gin and the others, with a relieved smile on their faces.

Bobo was still too kind in his heart, he couldn't bear to stop looking at those people, he just grabbed the collar of the death knell and said, "If they vomit 'up and down' under the gaze of hundreds of thousands of people, life will end here. right?"

"Oh, stop, stop, the candy doesn't have that strong effect yet, it's just a few mouthfuls at most." Death Knell quickly covered Bobo's mouth, because this guess was too dark.