Chapter 3596: music fountain

"Welcome, everyone is welcome to attend this wedding of the century! Given that we are all in the TVA at the beginning of time, it may be a bit imprecise to say that it is the wedding of the century, but you can understand what I mean."

Deadpool's wedding had no master of ceremonies, and he didn't believe in religion, so he didn't even have a priest. At this time, he was wearing a suit and bow tie, so he simply presided over the ceremony himself.

On the circus-style red and white high stage, he held a goblet in one hand and a microphone in the other, and talked about his mental journey in a fast pace.

"Friends in the back row, can you see me? Friends above and below? Please let me see your little hands!"

"By the way, the purpose of our service here is not to refund tickets, no matter where you came from, whether you paid for scalpers, but it's done, you have no other choice, you can only watch my happy days."

As he said that, he also winked at Cindy in the first row, because she was still accompanying Captain America and others as the 'death knell'.

It's just that the captain's eyes are red like a vampire now, and he's not at the level of a rabbit.

"Okay, it seems that the audience in the live broadcast room can also see me, they are requesting interaction with me, what? Someone wants to skip these to watch the live broadcast bridal room? No way man, I am here to fight for a PG13 rating, and I can't be too small. Children look at those exciting things."

"Anyway, let's get started, I, the second strongest mercenary on earth, but the first in terms of rudeness, I'm always in a cycle of decay and self-healing, Deadpool, today, I'm getting married!"

"I know some of you say, this is not your first time getting married. Why didn't you have a wedding last time and this time was so grand?"

"Of course the answer is that I didn't have money before, and today's wedding was sponsored by my cousin. Let's give my good cousin the death knell a lasting applause, or a hot kiss, even if you have AIDS!"

While waiting for the applause to fall, he walked up and down the stage like a talk show host.

People also give death knell face, no matter most people can't tell the difference between Cindy and Su Ming, but they know the black and yellow armor.

As long as the person in armor sits at the round table in the front row, everyone must show respect.

The applause lasted for almost three minutes before disappearing after Cindy stood up and pressed down with both hands. Deadpool, who took the opportunity to pick his nostrils, wiped his fingers on his body and continued his long speech:

"Yes, the last time I got married, that was the last time. Many friends saw me and felt that I was in a whirlpool of estrus, and even felt that my emotions were manipulated by something, and there was another one who almost died. Half-race daughter."

"But I also took out a boatload of Skrulls, stuffed Agent Preston into her new robotic body, and I even bought Coulson new lace panties, so I'm a Good man, haha, Coulson, do you like it?"

Hearing this, the black marinated egg in the arena looked blankly at the subordinate who lost his hair, and whispered, "Deadpool bought you panties?"

However, Coulson gradually slid down the chair, covering his face as if planning to hide under the table. He didn't want to answer the Chief's question at all.

Because the situation at that time was very complicated, as long as you know that it was a misunderstanding caused by the Infinity Stone in Deadpool's hand.

After laughing for a while, Deadpool calmed down, tilted his head and continued:

"What can i say ."

"But everyone just keep looking at me, Logan, do you see me? Negative Sonic always swears warhead, here I am, by the way, and the 'purifiers' group that kills mutants for fun Members, all look at me."

"Next, let's welcome my beauty, Xia Kela!"

Deadpool imitated Iron Man's actions and raised his hands saucy. At the same time, the firecrackers outside the tower and the fireworks in the venue were all set off at the same time, and the music for the bride's entrance also sounded.

Today, the BGM that Harry helped him choose is called 'Zhu Bajie Marrying a Wife', and he thinks it is very exciting.

There are gongs and drums, as well as suona, what a festive music.

The circus-like venue has become a glade. If you look closely, you will find that it is very similar to the scenery in the Golden Palace Garden.

In the past, only gods and a few strong people had the opportunity to see this beauty, but today, everyone has a share.

"boom!"

As a burst of purple smoke suddenly spewed out from the high platform, the Succubus Queen appeared on the platform like the magician Houdini.

She wore a bright red cheongsam and a golden phoenix crown. She could also control the style of combining the East and the West, and she was full of domineering in her gestures.

Unlike many brides who are shy or nervous, she strode towards Deadpool with a smile and shouted:

"Here I am, my love! I can't wait!"

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At a round table about three kilometers away from the high platform, Su Ming calmly watched the little black dots jumping on the high platform in the distance. From time to time, he would nod his head, as if he was happy for his cousin.

"It's too tiring to look up while watching the video broadcast."

Halle was lying on the table, trying to spin her head:

"But I guess your cousin suffers from continuous spontaneous amnesia. He's singing 'Little Tintin Hymn' at his wedding now? I want to ask him where he got the lyricist?"

"Don't pay attention to those details, mercenaries have never had a honeymoon, they pay attention to what they want, jelly beans." After comforting Harley, Su Ming looked at the Superman next to him and continued to talk to him: "So some people say that they watch it for themselves. Is it certain that Lorelei has returned to Darkseid again?"

"The grasshopper on Channel 52 told me, I'm not sure, but I think I should tell you." Instead, Supreme Chao was a little longing for the wedding, and he kept watching the projection broadcast in the sky.

Death Knell narrowed his eyes and nodded slowly: "I will arrange for someone to verify it, but don't rush it."

The death knell table is basically all DC people, but there are a few more Daisy and Carol. At this time, the ladies are chatting about your uniform and makeup.

Almost no one listened to what Deadpool said, because even if they did, it was mostly nonsense.

But time is still flowing, and disaster will always come at that moment.

"I announce that I and Xia Kela are officially married, and now I can kiss the bride!"

Deadpool on the stage happily took off his mask, Xia Kela grabbed his arm and threw him into the air.

Wade smiled and rotated seven hundred and twenty degrees in the air, UU reading www. uukanshu.com turned 720 degrees in reverse again, doing all kinds of stretches like a diver.

Because Xia Kela threw him hundreds of meters high, he had plenty of time to do the action.

After a series of acrobatics, she caught him steadily, and the two staged an upside-down kiss of the Eiffel Tower. At this time, the adjutant came directly to a close-up, put it in the projection in the sky, and put the Naz Zi's sucking sound was amplified.

"vomit!!"

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99.999% of the guests vomited within a few seconds after seeing the real face of Dead Servant, which seemed to be sloppy cow **** accompanied by fig jam. For a time, the scene had the feeling of giant musical fountains one after another. , because the BGM of Zhu Bajie marrying his daughter-in-law sounded again.