Surviving Ghost Stories is Too Easy

I have three problems. One: I have no money. Two: I turned into a woman. Three: My new neighbors want to eat me. Actually, scratch that last one. That's not a problem. People say the building I live is a death trap, but the rent is dirt cheap and I'm a specialist in this field. Honestly, adjusting to this new body and scraping together enough cash to pay the rent is way scarier than any curse. After all, as long as you follow the rules, you're fine. Don't look at the ceiling, knock three times, and never turn off the lights... Things like that. Why is everyone so scared of Ghost Stories? Surviving these guys is easy, really. That said, if you'd rather not deal with it, I'm taking commissions. Cash upfront, Won only.